Speech Language Pathologist

A career that brings true joy and satisfaction. Speech pathologists are experts in communication. They work across the lifespan preventing, diagnosing and treating a wide range of communication and swallowing impairments. We work tirelessly to ensure positive clinical outcomes and improvements for all. We are advocates, activists and aides. We promote inclusivity. We empower individuals, we connect individuals, we educate families and communities. We research, collaborate, counsel, support, prevent, screen, assess and treat. We create and enable meaningful interactions and moments. We serve. We strive for equity, fairness and accessibility- working to achieve a service for all. Ultimately, we ensure that everyone can communicate, a basic human right after all.

I wish I was a speech language pathologist.

Everyone loves speech language pathologists.

When I had a brain injury the speech language pathologist helped me to communicate to my loved ones.

by actualspeechie November 24, 2021

Pathological

You describe a person or their behaviour as pathological when they behave in an extreme and unacceptable way, and have very powerful feelings which they cannot control.

A) Ex.: She experiences chronic, almost pathological jealousy. Her husband can't stand that anymore.

B) Brandon can't deal with anger without breaking everything around. I guess he has some sort of pathological anger.

by Lousica May 4, 2014

Pathological TMIer

The Pathological TMIer has the tendency to blurt out far too much personal information that would have been better left unsaid. Similar to a Pathological Liar, they can't seem to keep the information inside, no matter how ridiculous or embarrassing it may sound to others. They have no shame regarding their blatant use of TMI (Too Much Information). On the other hand, the Pathological TMIer ALWAYS tells the truth, even in cases where a lie would most likely be better for their reputation.

"Last night I had a wet dream involving SeaBiscuit."
-Pathological TMIer

"Your Father and I went skinny dipping in the moonlight. There were three full moons."
-Pathological TMIer

"I named my aborted twin fetuses Winnie and Pooh."
-Pathological TMIer

"Just so you know, Yeast Infections taste pretty good!"
-Pathological TMIer

by Amyzing69 August 5, 2009

pathological liar

When someone is clearly lying but their state of mind, (usually mentally unstable) takes control and makes them lie. In some cases it can clearly be shown as a lie but the liar will continue to lie, ultimately digging a larger hole for themselves.

Owen: Benny I know you sent screen shots to that girl

Benny: False, i have nothing to do with her
Owen: *sends screen shots of the conversation

Benny: Wasn’t me, was someone else
Owen: Your being a pathological liar

by canderson January 9, 2020

pathalogical liar

A person who lies so often, they start to believe that if they say it then it must be true. And they expect everyone else to believe them as well.

Katie is such a pathalogical liar, she would be offended if she told you the sky was green and you didn't believe her.

by lenttu October 4, 2004

Plantologist

A person who thinks the study of plants is called plantology.

Ethen is a hella good plantologist.

by Yole July 14, 2016

Pathological Cheater

A person that cheats (in relationships is the most common) excessively to get what they want. with no regard for others. there is also Compulsive Cheater which is similar accept its more of a habit to them, they have less control over it. Pathological Cheater has more control over it and knows what they are doing and do it anyway at whatever cost. Usually with either "disorder"/"symptom" it will be accompanied with pathological lying and compulsive lying.

symptoms:
(may include all or some)

-has cell phone locked and wont let you near their phone (includes going out of their way to make sure it wouldnt be an easy task to get near their phone)
-ignores your calls but never has a straight story as to where they were(goes with lying)
-blocks certain things from you besides their phone (facebook, myspace, live journal, aim... ect)
-smells like another male/female
-doesnt know your number
-lies..... A LOT!
-they come off distant, maybe not as sexual
-they prefer to be at your place over theirs
-you dont know any of their friends or maybe just 1 or 2

i knew he was a pathological cheater when i saw emails from another woman saying 'i love you' to him all the time and no negative reaction in response

by snagglepuss731 October 26, 2010