pastriality

A fetish where an individual engages in sexual intercouse with pastries, such as cakes, cupcakes, upside down cakes, and lemon cakes. People who practice pastriality typically refer to these pastries as fuckcakes.

"Osifer, get yur hands off o' me, pastriality ain't no crime. Nuthin' wrong with givin' a cake a good fuck."

by Audacious P October 15, 2008

pestrian

A pedestrian who disobeys the road rules, causing you to swerve to avoid hitting them.

I can't believe she just walked out into the road like that! Bloody pestrian!

by Matti! Matti! Matti! November 22, 2010

Pastranami

A disgrace or disappointment to society or others

A clear utter nuisance

“Bro you’re a pastranami…”

“Little bro a pastranami…”

Person 1: bro you tryna buy this dub for 15

Person 2: lil folkz a pastranami on bro

by Q&J October 1, 2022

Mariana Pastrana, Hannah Koufos, Maris Espinosa

Mariana Pastrana, Hannah Koufos, Maris Espinosa

Mariana Pastrana, Hannah Koufos, Maris Espinosa

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025