Passat

Not only a brisk wind, but a damn fine automobile.

I drive my Passat 76 miles a day.

by Leif June 10, 2006

passtard

A driver on the freeway who does not give other drivers a chance to move into the slow lane but instead passes on the right (in the U.S.).

That impatient passtard is going to cause an accident with his constant lane changing and utter disregard for freeway etiquette!

by chillspice June 14, 2013

Passativate

The level above love

Hollie I love you so much i need a better word to explain it, how about i passativate you

by mikekilla August 11, 2010

Passat

A VW midsize sedan. Can be ordered with V4, V6, V8, Front Wheel Drive and All Wheel Drive. costing from $20,000- $35,000.

Volkswagen Passat GLX 4 Motion

by 767 June 27, 2005

Passatruckaphobia

An affliction which suddenly strikes timid left lane drivers when confronted with passing an 18 wheeler in the right lane. Those suffering this ailment slow to whatever speed the truck is going, their hands sweat, mouth goes dry, and balls shrivel at the thought of passing the huge truck. This creates abberant thoughts that their lane is too narrow, or the truck will swerve to crush them against the guardrail, or demons will fly out the truck to attack their tires. This is also thought to be the reason the afflicted refuse to pull into the right lane no matter how much you flash them to move over. This creates a roadblock so nobody can pass, even those who do not share the illness. Side effects include behavioral swings in other drivers that can lead to road rage and demolition derby syndrome.

Guy: I can't believe this guy ahead of us! Just because we're going up a hill he's going 45 mph in a 70 mph zone. What the heck is his problem?

Chick: Don't fall into demolition derby syndrome, honey. He obviously has passatruckaphobia. Poor guy can't help it if he's too stupid to understand that big bad truck's not really gonna hurt him if he passes it.

by Tbyrd2211 December 27, 2011

Passitation

The act of passing a lit marijuana cigarette in a constant direction within a circle.

(After John passes the joint to the wrong person)
Carl:"John, you're messing up the passitation."

by sandpaperman January 29, 2012

Passat

Slang to describe a violent wank. The term is taken form the Manufacturer of the Passat - VW (Volks Wagen)

Looking at her "Jelly on springs" ass makes me want to have a Passat.

Im so horney - when I get home its Passat time.

Passat done, now time with wife & kids.

by Coldestmoon June 23, 2011