Pillow Partition

A pillow partition is a set of pillows or large body pillow initially placed between a male, usually claimed to be just a friend and female sleeping in the same bed who are not lovers publicly and have no other option for sleeping arrangements. The main purpose is to give the female who may have a boyfriend or may not want the outside world to know of her whorish ways a solid excuse to avoid judgment from her keeping of additional bedfellows and/or negative reaction from significant other.

Example 1:

Girl - "My boyfriend is going to kill me if he finds out we only had one bed in this room."
Boy - "It's ok, I can whip up a pillow partition for you to take a picture of in case he gets upset. We can get rid of it after the picture."

Example 2:

Boy - "I thought you said we could at least cuddle?"
Girl - "That was until you surprise attacked me with a spontaneous erection."
Boy - "I'm not sure that was so spontaneous, we should be safe and put up a pillow partition tonight."

Example 3:
Girl - "I swear I never sleep in the same bed with boys unless I'm dating them. We must use a pillow partition tonight."
Boy - "That is what most whores say."

by 1526rd November 9, 2011

patricion

a vegan who has a gray wiffle. when intoxicated, belives she is invincable. Married to a guy who wishes he could go on a safari. wheres safari belts, ties, etc. she wears rather large jewlery. has a son who is now ugly and fat. son was involved with transvestite.

Son: "mom i am going out"
Mom: "just make sure you dont act like a patricion and embarrass yourself"

by patrica January 16, 2008

partition

A space of the hard drive allocated for the operating system.

Dude i just partitioned my drive as an NTFS, WOOT!

by fatass June 5, 2004

Partitioned Micro Cumming

A technique utilized to allow for lightning fast partitioning of micro orgasms. Mainly practiced by fibinachi february challengers, the world record stands at 4.32 cps (cums per second), beating the required 317811 orgasms of the final day of fibinachi february by 55.437.

Yesterday, I was finally able to achieve partitioned micro cumming at a stunning 2.6 cps.

by Kyobama February 8, 2020

Super partition

That thang between yo mammas legs you fell out of.

seriously bro imma kick your ass iffn you don't tell yo momma to stop txtn me pix of her super partition

by SpinSupreme September 2, 2021

partation

noun

taking part, becoming involved.

the effectiveness of Democracies lies in the direct partation of the public in the vote process.

by Baron Neville May 15, 2017

Partitions Onto Rear-view Negligence (Pornography): The First Juvenile Release..

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Partitions Onto Rear-view Negligence (Pornography): The First Juvenile Release..

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025