No Parts

A way of saying that you do not want anything to do with something.

"Yo let's go to the club tonight." "Sorry, I want no parts."

by keviwill January 26, 2017

Parts

Parts is another way of saying i want you to be my girlfriend/boyfriend. and or it is also another way of saying i want to have sex with you.

refers to sex
guy:can i get parts?
girls: lol sure!!
or

refers to dateing
guy: i want parts
girl:sure!!

by d-nasty1122 November 16, 2011

Parted

When you fart and poop at the same time; same as sharting, but PG rated and more relevant due to "parting" your cheeks with more than just gas.

I tried to relieve bloating pressure by farting and parted instead, so I ran red-faced and clenching my butt cheeks all the way to the bathroom while my blind date raced for the exit.

by new2UD December 18, 2011

Part on

A precursor to the hard on, a cousin of the half schaff, and little brother to the half wood, a sudden rush of blood to the penis resulting from visual or aural stimuli, whether sexual or otherwise. Usually felt and identified when the male member first comes into contact with the fabric of the pants; often concealable with proper use of misdirection and hand gestures.

Bro: Dude, when your mom called my name to get my attention the other day, the sound of her voice made me pop a part on. I had to keep scratching my nose so she wouldn't notice the extra weight in my package.

Bro's bro: Dude, you're a douche.

by learntoswim August 27, 2009

no no parts

Basically your private part.

MAN: Hey lady!
WOMAN: Hi...?
MAN: So wanna head back to my place?
WOMAN: No thank you.
MAN: It was not an invitation it was an instruction.
WOMAN: What part of no don't you understand?!
COP walks up to her.
COP: Is there a problem here?
MAN: Eh, no... Not at all.
MAN runs away.
COP: Excuse me miss, did he touch you in your no no parts?
WOMAN: Um.. what..?
COP: That douchetard!

by Miss. AnonymousPuns October 1, 2017

parted

When you get drunk then puke and fart at the same time.

I was huging the toilet and parted over and over.

by Jon Morgan April 2, 2007

No Parts

Many might not know, but "No Parts" is "Strap on" spelt backwards! Mind blow, ay?

Porn Star One: "Seeing as I have no parts, I'll use a strap on!"

by Ogran January 6, 2010