peter parsnips

an old erect male in his 80’s locked in a dungeon awaiting his escape so he can go back to sexually assaulting his rose bush

“ somebody let me out of this fucken rape dungeon so i can touch my beautiful bush again “ said peter parsnips #eskettit #niggers #touchme

by dirtity bitch November 17, 2017

safer parsnips

A phrase describing concentrating on a small positive while ignoring a massive downside.

If the sun went out we would have safer parsnips because there would be no sunlight to activate the chemicals in their leaves.

by EpicGamers0417 June 18, 2025

parsnip

The female form of man parts.

"hannah, i love your parsnip!"

by TerryO April 16, 2006

to have a parsnip

Something that gives you much happiness. Could allude to something unconventional as a source of happiness, since parsnips are rather under appreciated vegetables

Or, it could just be a totally nonsensical statement

1: Well, I'm perfectly content with life right now.
2: How so?
1: I have a parsnip.
2: ...What?
1: To have a parsnip is all I've ever wanted.
2: ...What?

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by JJars August 19, 2009

Purple Parsnip

West Country slang for your cock.

Let's play Hide the Purple Parsnip....

by Ruthie Baby July 19, 2006

parsnip depot

A place where parsnips are stored. Also a feature location in the glorious "Sound-O-Vision" cartoon for kids, "wordParsnips A-Plenty/word."

"This must be the parsnip depot!"

by Phoojoeniam August 14, 2003

parshnips

A random outbreak of excitment or something you say when there is nothing else to say. Basically means Parsnips, but sounds a bit better.

sitting in a cinema or a theatre when everything is quite and then...
"PARSHNIPS"

"Would you like some parsnips with that?"
"No Parshnips for me."

by EnnEmmEss January 8, 2008