An overworked, understaffed, not necessarily underpaid, legal community drug dealer wearing a short, dirty, white lab coat and employed by a Fortune 500 mass merchandiser, grocer, large retail chain, or healthcare institution; a pharmatard graduates from pharmacy school with a vast array of knowledge and factual tidbits relating to pharmacotherapy but eventually becomes a dumbed-down, amorphous, human mass as a result of continuous verbal abuse from those illegitimately seeking controlled substances despite various federal and state regulations governing their dispensation in addition to psychological stress imparted through dealings with uneducated physician office staff, under-educated nursing staff, and egotistical, arrogant practitioners with established prescriptive authority yet complete disregard for the deleterious consequences of polypharmacy, drug-drug, drug-food, and drug-disease interactions that may hinder optimal therapeutic outcomes; also, an empty shell of a pharmacist, who makes bogus recommendations regarding self-treatment of certain disease states with nonprescription, over-the-counter (OTC) drug therapy
Mike was nominated as the employee of the month, even though he is the biggest pharmatard that works here. How did that happen?
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A person who is partly or semi retarded. They do not have all the characteristics of a fully retarded person, but possess a variety of similar afflictions.
by Bee and Jay April 26, 2008
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Bob: I don't get it.
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Joe: That's because you're a permatard!
by kennyattic April 12, 2007
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Jerry was such a pretard at the game; he wouldn't stop bothering Claire the whole time, asking her inappropriate questions and flashing vulgar hand gestures.
by J. Walt December 12, 2008
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Cassie: Ugh, this chick was listening to Decode so I punched her in the face, like really. She ain't a true fan.
Lilly: Wow, I didn't know I was friends with a Paratard.
Lilly: Wow, I didn't know I was friends with a Paratard.
by Mandaese August 1, 2010
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