Person A: Hey man, I think you spilled glue all over the kitchen floor during arts and crafts night.
Person B: Dude, it wasn't arts and crafts night....and that's not glue. Don't go crab walking in there unless you want to get pregmant.
Person A: Oh snap! Too late. I better get myself to manned parenthood.
Person B: Dude, it wasn't arts and crafts night....and that's not glue. Don't go crab walking in there unless you want to get pregmant.
Person A: Oh snap! Too late. I better get myself to manned parenthood.
by the teej April 28, 2009
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"My mom is so depressingly parentnoid; she won't let me walk more than a block after it starts to get somewhat dark."
by TheChosenOne613 December 31, 2006
Get the Parentnoid mug.Describing being in the state of parentnoia... basically you're worried you're about having a baby that you didn't plan for, that you don't really want, and/or that you don't believe that you can manage.
You know what they call guys who pull out? Parents.
Staci: I can't drink tonight. I'm a little parentnoid, and I don't want my baby I don't want to have fetal alcohol syndrome; it reduces its market value.
A wise man said, "The abstinent man is never parentnoid."
He failed to mention that the abstinent man is never fulfilled either, and his penis eventually packs its balls up and moves out.
Jeebus never had sex, and thus was never parentnoid.
Staci: I can't drink tonight. I'm a little parentnoid, and I don't want my baby I don't want to have fetal alcohol syndrome; it reduces its market value.
A wise man said, "The abstinent man is never parentnoid."
He failed to mention that the abstinent man is never fulfilled either, and his penis eventually packs its balls up and moves out.
Jeebus never had sex, and thus was never parentnoid.
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Get the parentnoid mug.by One Man Two Minds December 11, 2009
Get the Parentoid mug.Adjective. Describing someone (usually high school aged) who is always worring about what his/her parents think usually about activities of a high school relationship. (kissing, holding hands, general contact)
John: The other day i was at janes house
Josh: really how was it
John:we were in her room and she seriously stressin about how "Her parents are definetly gonna come in"
Josh: Sounds like she is parentnoid
John: Hell ya dude
Josh: really how was it
John:we were in her room and she seriously stressin about how "Her parents are definetly gonna come in"
Josh: Sounds like she is parentnoid
John: Hell ya dude
by Sean McMahan January 5, 2008
Get the Parentnoid mug.A parent that is paranoid about their child, AKA a parent that thinks the world is out to get their child
A combination of "parent" and "paranoid"
Commonly used when a child is complaining about how they cannot do something a peer can, or when speaking about how they can do something and a peer cannot. Commonly used among peers.
A combination of "parent" and "paranoid"
Commonly used when a child is complaining about how they cannot do something a peer can, or when speaking about how they can do something and a peer cannot. Commonly used among peers.
by 22warriorcat22 February 23, 2013
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