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love parcel

the noun 'love parcel' is used to describe affectionate excrement onto a lover.
dude sam tried to give lawrence a massive love parcel but due to a mcdonalds the night before struggled.
by shirokopdlover December 21, 2008
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Satan-Parcel

Slang term for feces which (un-intuitively) does not involve packaging of any sort.
Johnny screamed wildly as the enormous satan-parcel ripped from his anus with colossal force.
by Friend_of_Ginet1x February 25, 2010
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gentlemans parcel

penis and testicles. like 'man junk' only more refined.
Alan casually sat and manipulated his gentlemans parcel while opining on the majesty of the Spanish attacking thrust.
by vxrandall July 4, 2012
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crotch parcels

Human offspring, esp. when they are younger (0-14 years)
"It's tough to find a vacation spot that both we and our crotch parcels will enjoy"
by SSPink January 18, 2006
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jace parcell

A semi tough redneck from backwoods pennsylvania normally found around tobacco or classy women.
I walked through the woods and saw a wild Jace Parcell
by Buckmaster May 21, 2014
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Peanut parcel

An awesome website that allows you to send a box full of peanuts to your friends.
Woah dude I just sent Jake a box of peanuts from peanut parcel .com! Can't wait to see his reaction!
by CrumblingCookies January 2, 2017
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Banana Parcel

Cor, bet she's got a tasty banana parcel!
by AyKay86 January 20, 2010
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