: an exceptionally advanced cuddling position involving two persons and a spectator. The first person involved, lying on their back, must have one leg between the other person’s legs, wrapping their remaining leg--the far outside leg--around the three already intertwined. The second participant tightly wraps their torso on top of first person’s side, while snuggling their head into the décolletage or chest area. The first person’s arms are generally stretched around the second person’s waist and back, firmly supporting their contorted position and clutching them as closely as possible; and, the second person’s arms are up-stretched and wound around the chest and neck area of the first person. Ideally, the second person in this position should have minimal contact with the bed—a hip at most. This position is generally most effective in the dark where the role of the spectator is to remain to the side, burning with curiosity.
B: What's going on over there?
C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.
A: *muffled chuckling*
C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.
A: *muffled chuckling*
by C0S0f0N0 November 23, 2010
Get the parasitic groping pretzel tree mug.In medical circles can refer to twin reversed arterial perfusion, or a subset of conjoint (siamese) twins. Two fetusii develop conjoined, but one (the parasite) does not fully develop and is wholly dependent on his host brother.
In team management refers to a redundant slacker who performs an identical, complete subset of the effort performed by a more capable worker.
In team management refers to a redundant slacker who performs an identical, complete subset of the effort performed by a more capable worker.
a: we have the same job! we're like siamese twins!
b: nah, I do twice as much. you're a parasitic twin
b: nah, I do twice as much. you're a parasitic twin
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Describing behavior that is both parasitic and smitten (a portmanteau of both words); often answered with unexpressed revulsion by the object of the leeching affection, thus enabling subsequent parasmitic behavior. Expressed revulsion will frequently dislodge the parasite, thus leaving only unrequited affection.
Her overseas Facebook stalker was merely annoying until he booked a flight to her home town and announced his arrival, assuming he should stay at her place. She decided the racking sound of a 12 gague would dampen his parasmitic ambitions. Nonetheless, he continued to make phallic banana jokes.
by JK@M9 January 27, 2011
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that argument is pagalistic dude!
i wasn't happy with his candor and the way he pagalistically argued that republicans actually have brains.
my pagalisticness is what you want, baby.
i wasn't happy with his candor and the way he pagalistically argued that republicans actually have brains.
my pagalisticness is what you want, baby.
by durhamwhoadi April 25, 2011
Get the pagalistic mug.When you buy a BSC token thinking you'll become the next crypto millionaire but then the dev(s) slowly over time drain the asset and sell it off on an exchange or on Pancakeswap for a more valuable asset or stable coin such as Bitcoin, BNB or BUSD leaving you with a worthless token.
*dev or mod shilling coin on Facebook group from alt account
"hey group check out this token called Supremium, if you buy it at 0.0000005 you'll be rich when this token 100x within a year"
*Investors join and devs slowly dump all their coins on you and take that sweet BNB, BTC or BUSD
Leaving you with a ton of tokens and zero to no purchasing power (i.e parasitic rug pull)
"hey group check out this token called Supremium, if you buy it at 0.0000005 you'll be rich when this token 100x within a year"
*Investors join and devs slowly dump all their coins on you and take that sweet BNB, BTC or BUSD
Leaving you with a ton of tokens and zero to no purchasing power (i.e parasitic rug pull)
by Speakthetruth444 November 24, 2021
Get the Parasitic Rug Pull mug.The elusive mexican yellow bellied kokoandrea hydra is name of this rare species. Its scientific name is Andreus Parasiticus Weakan Maleian.
This animal lives, roams and infests homes. Commonly mistaken from an animal from "Where the Wild things are." It is a rare specimen that usually hides in the brush or under the mud and rocks.
It is known as a parasite that attaches itself to weak males. (Similar to the jockey in hit multiplayer game by Valve, Left 4 Dead)
This creature has evolved to live in the homes of humans. It only feeds until its host withered and inches from death then it nurses it back to health..only to feed again later.
The Andreus Parasiticus has an entire family of parasites as well. The most notable being the grandma hydra who lures it's prey with fruit cups and sex.
It is also a creature of habit. It tricks its weak fat male host into treating its parasitic family to various meals usually paid by the flesh n blood of the host.
Scientists have yet to figure out how the Andreus Parasiticus does this. Trickery of the mind? Or does it just wisely choose the weakest minded host?
This animal lives, roams and infests homes. Commonly mistaken from an animal from "Where the Wild things are." It is a rare specimen that usually hides in the brush or under the mud and rocks.
It is known as a parasite that attaches itself to weak males. (Similar to the jockey in hit multiplayer game by Valve, Left 4 Dead)
This creature has evolved to live in the homes of humans. It only feeds until its host withered and inches from death then it nurses it back to health..only to feed again later.
The Andreus Parasiticus has an entire family of parasites as well. The most notable being the grandma hydra who lures it's prey with fruit cups and sex.
It is also a creature of habit. It tricks its weak fat male host into treating its parasitic family to various meals usually paid by the flesh n blood of the host.
Scientists have yet to figure out how the Andreus Parasiticus does this. Trickery of the mind? Or does it just wisely choose the weakest minded host?
Andreus Parasiticus
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