by Bookbanana February 4, 2016
Get the Paragraph texter mug.Use of a large paragraph of text or words to confuse someone whilst evading the original topic of conversation.Mainly used on internet forums , often involving one or many subject changes and commonly referred to as a "Smoke Screen".A good retort against a "Paragraph Attack" is "Beep Beep Reversing"
by The BS Slayer March 11, 2009
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Someone who texts long sentences and finishes texts in paragraphs especially when the other side is not. This, man times causes an unequal power between the paragraph texter and the average person.
If who you're texting:
is making typos and you’re not
is skipping punctuation and you’re not
is skipping capitals and you’re not
is taking a long time to reply and you’re not
is responding to your long, well-written emails with much shorter responses
Then you're a paragraph texter to them.
That's what makes a paragraph texter a paragraph texter.
If who you're texting:
is making typos and you’re not
is skipping punctuation and you’re not
is skipping capitals and you’re not
is taking a long time to reply and you’re not
is responding to your long, well-written emails with much shorter responses
Then you're a paragraph texter to them.
That's what makes a paragraph texter a paragraph texter.
"Why is Matt a paragraph texter when he knows I'm only going to send him a small message?, It's a waste of time!"
by OHHH, It's JOHN CENA!!!! September 12, 2016
Get the Paragraph texter mug.Someone who writes long, angry rants on social media, private messages, or in live chats.
Tries to sound like an expert, but comes off unhinged and delusional.
Tries to sound like an expert, but comes off unhinged and delusional.
Wtf, looks like we've got some Paragraph Andys in the comments. I don't have time to read all this bullshit; what are they mad about this time?
by ItstheK May 27, 2022
Get the paragraph andy mug.noun. a paragraph in instant message format that takes a great deal of time to be typed, causing the reader of said paragraph to be bombarded by words all of a sudden.
Bobby (2:26:59 AM): so how was your day?
Jeff (2:27:59 AM): not too bad, yours?
Bobby (2:31:32 AM): Well my morning started off fine, but then I saw Jimmy over at the waffle house with Sally. I wasn't about to join them, so I had to drive all the way across town to go to the other one. After that I went to work, where on my lunch break I had to go get my tire fixed at the walmart just down the road. I got off at like 7:30, ate dinner with my family, got a shower, met up with the crew for a bit, then now I'm here getting ready to go to bed.
Jeff (2:32:12 AM):ohh shit, nice paragraph bomb
Jeff (2:27:59 AM): not too bad, yours?
Bobby (2:31:32 AM): Well my morning started off fine, but then I saw Jimmy over at the waffle house with Sally. I wasn't about to join them, so I had to drive all the way across town to go to the other one. After that I went to work, where on my lunch break I had to go get my tire fixed at the walmart just down the road. I got off at like 7:30, ate dinner with my family, got a shower, met up with the crew for a bit, then now I'm here getting ready to go to bed.
Jeff (2:32:12 AM):ohh shit, nice paragraph bomb
by TheSilverMonkey September 29, 2009
Get the paragraph bomb mug.when your friend (possibly called aaron) replies to messages with PARAGRAPHS and CHAPTERS as long as the Harry Potter series and there a simp
by totallynotcarrie April 21, 2020
Get the paragraph princess mug.My friend Johnathon went from ranting about an expensive action figure to killing the president so fast, he was doing paragraph parkour.
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