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Paragon Prep

Crazy Prep School that prepares the paragon knights for high school, where kids actually like to learn and get extra credit for insulting teachers in Shakespearean, and get free slurpees, paint the latin room, clone things, sell stuff, write on windows and make things explode. and rename everything with the prefix para

THE BEST SCHOOL EVER
When we made dry ice bombs for a science lab, and then made ice cream.
paracare, parabus, parahold, paraprison, parastress, parapressure, parafun parabus,
Paragon Prep is my favorite school, though it does not feel like a school, especially all the latin stories.
by Paragirl June 25, 2009
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Paragon poverty

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It is the condition of living in poverty but to the extreme. It is a special kind of poverty that you can only find while working for Paragon Security. The condition of being in Paragon poverty is having a full time job which you are working hard on long shifts, many being night shifts, while doing overtime constantly, and working weeks on end without any days off all at minimum wage, yet making somehow less than a Mc. Donald's employee.
Paragon Security: "Hey Mike you NEED to work tonight for a one hour shift. Don't worry we will pay you overtime."

Mike (Paragon Guard): "One hour? Are you crazy? I have just enough subway tickets to last me for the next week of work. I can't afford to come into work today! I'm living in Paragon poverty!"
by Matthew E December 1, 2007
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paragnosis

suspicion and mistrust of people or their actions that is well grounded in reality; a condition that resembles paranoia or a similar delusional state.
Jim's paragnosis was disadvantageous in the short term, since everyone thought he was paranoid, but it proved his salvation in the end.
by Vokation June 16, 2009
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paragons of rocket science

A sarcastic expression often used by management when referring to marginal employees.
Which paragons of rocket science do we have on the schedule today?
by Led Zeppole November 20, 2003
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Paramonov

a word used to describe how good at skateboarding one is.
Dennis: Woah, did you see that kid just ollie over that table?
Wyatt: Yeah man he so paramonov.
by Em Rembert January 28, 2009
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Paragony

Derived from the words paragon and agony. Paragony would describe the feeling of observing something so perfect, or beautiful, yet being pained emotionally by said perfection or beauty. This would mostly be used in a situation where you experience both joy and pain brought on by something of great perfection and beauty.
As I gazed upon the love of my life, I was overcome by an intense feeling of paragony; her beauty was so incomprehensibly pristine.

As I read the final page of the book, a wave of paragony washed over me; never have I read anything that had ended so perfectly.
by Toruke Morkaius August 9, 2018
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palagonote

Me: hi went to the moon
You: no your a palagonote
by Pipi123 December 23, 2018
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