paramour

a somewhat archaic way to describe a person of whom you are especially enamored or in love with; a lover. not to be confused with paramore.

if we are seen leaving the party together, people might assume that we are paramours

by Kate Elizabeth February 14, 2008

Cyber Paramour

A man or woman who engages in an illicit online affair with a married person. Cybersex may or may not be part of the exchange.

"He engaged a Cyber Paramour to take care of his hidden unmet needs while he was still married. They talked online several times a week."

by Mamahipster November 7, 2011

pubescent paramour

an under aged secret lover

It costs a fortune for a parent to secure their home to ensure that their teens are not sneaking their pubescent paramour into the house when no one is looking.

by MomOnTheEdge March 1, 2010

paradouche

The term used to describe a situation in which one is cock-blocked by two parties simultaneously.

William Turner wanted to get with Elizabeth Swan, but was paradouched by Captain Jack Sparrow and Commodore James Norrington.

My attempt to get with this extremely hot chick last night, was pardouched by two lesbian lovers.

by AndreKrazySwede November 5, 2010

paramour-dipity

When you accidently find yourself in love with someone that you weren't looking for, and didn't know you needed. It is the realization that someone has always been there, even in the years they weren't.

It was an amazing act of paramour-dipity that I found her. My wife loves her almost as much as I do, but damn, do I really adore her.

by kinkybabysteps June 23, 2021

paramouron

1. lover without intellect kept for sex.

2. Two intellectual incompetents in a relationship (pl. paramourons).

3. A person with multiple personality disorder and 2 or more of their personality splits are intellectually incompetent.

!. "I don't know what Tiger sees in a pancake house waitress."

""Well, duh!; it's the sex, dummy, she's just a paramouron"

by zenllama January 6, 2010

paramour

A paramour is a lover, and often a secret one you're not married to. So it's best not to kiss and make eyes at your paramour in public, unless you want to be the center of a lot of gossip.

Soon after, Edward made a successful effort to throw off his degrading dependence on his mother and her paramour.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 31, 2019