Paperwork Reduction Act

A bill that passed though Congress and resulted in even more forms to fill out.

You can indeed avail yourself of the effort (and carpel-tunnel syndrome/writer's-cramp!) -alleviating Paperwork Reduction Act, but naturally you first hafta fill out a whole bunch of application-forms to qualify for it. :P

by QuacksO September 6, 2019

file some paperwork

Discreet way of saying you gotta take a shit. Can be used in present or past tense.

“I’ll be right back, I have to file some paperwork quick.”

“Sorry I’m late, I was tied up filing some paperwork at the office.”

by Candice Dick August 24, 2021

Paperwork

Something the police says they have too much of so they don’t write you up for smoking weed

Paperwork canna

by P.L.U.R. kind friend June 2, 2018

too much paperwork

a phrase used as a lazy way to get out of a situation, task , job or chore.

parent: you should really take a shower, it's been over a week and you stink

child: Nah, that's too much paperwork to fill out

by magik bus December 23, 2005

signing the paperwork

the act of using toilet paper to complete any given bathroom-related activity; usually associated with defecation

Jim: *banging on the bathroom door* Dude, shit or get off the pot. I gotta drop a deuce.

Joe: Chill brah, almost done . . . just signing the paperwork.

by boustrophodonik October 4, 2010

Paperwork

The stimulation or manipulation of ones own genitals, especially to orgasm; sexual self gratification.

I filed so much paperwork last night that my hand went numb and now I might have carpal tunnel.

by Gymfreak53 May 25, 2017

Paperwork

adj' - Easy or Meaningless.
Substitute for No Problem, cake, butter, or other similar words.

That test was paperwork.
Don't worry about it, just paperwork.
After making a shot in something call out, Paperwork.
Man that team was straight paperwork.

by Justin Elikofer and T-Dub December 14, 2008