Papsexual

To be sexuily attached to paper.

Tyler is papsexual and loves to fuck paper

by Dickhole0365 November 17, 2017

Parasexuality

1. A sexual attraction towards ghosts, poltergeists, phantoms, and/or demons. Sometimes a parasexual may be attracted to aliens or Sasquatch.

2. Also getting freaky with ghosts.

Express your parasexuality by shagging a ghost.

Or when you can't stop thinking about that sexy ghost from "The Grudge."

by Phil the Centaur September 16, 2007

parasexual

A sexual attraction towards ghosts, poltergeists, phantoms, and/or demons. Sometimes a parasexual may be attracted to aliens or Sasquatch.

It's like when a parasexual wants to shag a ghost.

Or when you can't stop thinking about that sexy ghost from "The Grudge."

by Phil the Centuar September 15, 2007

Pascalsexual

Someone who's deeply attracted by Chilean actor Pedro Pascal

"I don't know what's happening, all I can think about is Narco's Javier Peña haunting me like I was Pablo Escobar"

"I can only have sexual relations with men using the mandalorian helmet"

Well... don't be ashamed. You're a Pascalsexual.

by the most trusted dictionary November 24, 2021

parasexual

A sexual deviant, such as someone who is into bondage or kids. Like paraphiliac, but used as a sexual orientation rather than a disorder.

I've got this crazy fetish for rubber. Does that make me parasexual?

by theflying_clubcup January 24, 2009

paulsexual

when you you feel attracted to the Ohio bitches

12 year old: "Im paulsexual"
Some other guy: "your a fucking retard"

by unicorn ass 4 life September 16, 2017

Paulsexual

The expressed interest, sexually or physiologically in a 1st century roman soldier or roman historical designs. This interest may be closely related to homosexuality or bisexuality do to the interest oftentimes comes to a roman soldier, who, at the time, would be mostly male. However, the straight community can justify this sexuality due to the fact that roman soldiers are just so badass... y'know.

Damn that AD 276 Roman Auxiliary got me feelin kinda Paulsexual. Not gonna lie, i would tap that.

by Dhat Bhoi January 1, 2020