pantomiming masturbation

making the jack off motion with one's hand

How was your day Billy?

<makes jack off motion with hand> Same shit, different pile.

by [e-mail] April 28, 2004

Antomemes

When the meaning of two memes are polar opposite

The "nobodies born cool except of course" meme and "Do atheist go to hell" meme are antomemes.

by AeolusMiner July 21, 2021

pantomine

A landmine or improvised incendiary device disguised as a children's theatrical production which is used to target child soldiers and B-list celebrities.

Queen: Where are your legs, young man?

Soldier: I stumbled across a production of Peter Pan in Kandahar and didn't realise it was a pantomine until I noticed my own feet disappearing over the horizon.

Queen: I'm rich.

by yinyangman February 5, 2010

pantomime

a wicked good song by the rock group Incubus, which poetically speaks of fantasies and showing emotion with gestures! yay!

"in my fantasy/you look good intwined/in my hair and skin and spit and sweat and spilled red wine"

by me June 16, 2004

pantomime

Pantomime pan-toe-myme.

The sexual act of covering a recipient's entire facial region with human ejaculate, so much so that the face resembles that of the commonplace thespian 'pantomime' actor.

After being pantomimed, one often explore the action of pantomiming themselves with the limb searching of invisible objects (such as, but not limited to, glass cases of emotion, walls, ladders, etc.).

I watched a porno where that kid got totally pantomimed.

I want to pantomime the shit out of Megan Fox.

I was looking up at him eagerly... and then he pantomimed me.

My girlfriend is a slut... she totally wants me to pantomime her.

by Pantomoneous February 3, 2010

Pantomime

While wearing smeared, black mascara, the person will perform fellatio until completion and let said partner finish on their face while remaining silent.

After the shower, I asked Sally for a Pantomime. She looked over and smiled, then she put down her makeup remover.

by Khathaddeus January 10, 2022

Pantomime

Usually involves a bunch of flamboiant so called "actors" who stage classic fairy tales with annoying over acting and bad scrpting. Usually made for kids who enjoy silly humor ''hes behind you!''. Usually involves the main charecters such as the dame, an exagerrated female character played by a homosexual man who likes to dress in womens clothes; and the principal boy, usually the title character, played by a lesbien woman (why with all the cross dressing?!?)

flamboiant
homosexual
lesbien
dame
pantomime

by bigcoca7up December 16, 2009