pantis

The mysterious fold of fat tucked under the pants on the front side of an older obese man or woman. It is also known as "front butt". It insists the viewer to ask him/her the question, "what the fuck is that?"

I hope I don't have a pantis when I get old so I still have visual evidence that I do have genitals.

by Showjo March 27, 2009

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pantshalot

Someone that’s shits their pants a lot.

I’ve got the pantshalot again

by Nenexx August 4, 2020

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patish

An incredibly good excuse for missing work. It does not have to be true or believable, as long it guarantees that you cannot get to work.

You had too much to drink on Tuesday, what was your patish on Wednesday?
This guy misses work so often, yet he always has a patish.

by RajeshZA July 21, 2016

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pantshittingly

Adjective; can be used to describe how drunk one got the night before.

I got pantshittingly drunk last night and woke up in the morning smelling like shit and shame.

by derebeker June 7, 2011

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Pantoshitomania

Everytime you're getting ready to go somewhere important and you finally put on your pant or buckled your belt BOOM, you feel like taking a crap.
Doesnt matter if you had a crap 10 minutes ago or a day ago, pantoshitomania strikes whenever you're finally ready to go somewhere.

Situation : A test in 15 minutes, an appointment you cant miss, a date, or anything you're late for.
Conditions : Well ironed clothes, belt.
Nothing else matters.
pantoshitomania will strike

by Agassi April 17, 2010

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