1. gym / fitnes center user that sweats excessively from the posterior of their shorts to the point where it resembles the locale of a post-waterballoon fight.
Jeff's waterballoon-pantaloons were so extreme i was waiting for a raft full of Haitians to fall out of his shorts.
He is the hottest mf that ever exists, you can get all wet just hearing his voice. He works at the Northland Bank and he is in a relationship with his money.