A song by the smol bean Tyler Joseph. The song starts with him saying his grandad died when he was 9 and he thinks it was the pantaloon
The pantaloon is his father
This is a song btww
The pantaloon is his father
This is a song btww
Your grandpa died when you we're 9
You have learnt way to soon you should never trust the pantaloon
Your dad is now the pantaloon
You have learnt way to soon you should never trust the pantaloon
Your dad is now the pantaloon
by TyJo + Jishwa |-/ ❤️💀 May 21, 2018

pants in general, or more specifically, pants which are so big that they look like a balloon around your legs.
by Rosepartymix August 17, 2007

Sophisticated version of pants meaning something that is not particularly desirable. Interchangable with trousers. A fun alternative that will have your friends in stitches....
by Han and Jen October 21, 2005

pooed pant, however no mere type of regular pants such a boxers or yfronts but pantaloons, the king of pants
by sam \\\\\\\'eins\\\\\\\' lonsdale March 28, 2003

1. gym / fitnes center user that sweats excessively from the posterior of their shorts to the point where it resembles the locale of a post-waterballoon fight.
Jeff's waterballoon-pantaloons were so extreme i was waiting for a raft full of Haitians to fall out of his shorts.
by wandasiewicz December 15, 2003

by nig elite August 28, 2020

by LoonysWildToons December 07, 2023
