The state of one's genitals being unable to engorge with blood, usually caused by seeing someone horrific or significant blunt trauma.
Guy 1: "Hey did you see that new Sarah Jessica Parker movie?"
Guy 2: "Ya but I've been in Penis Paralysis ever since."
Guy 2: "Ya but I've been in Penis Paralysis ever since."
by Richard Cockhammer October 17, 2011
Get the Penis Paralysis mug.Waiting so long before pooping that when you finally decide to get up and go you find that you cannot move because you will shit your pants.
John was enthralled with his video game. When he finally decided to go to the bathroom he couldn't move because poop paralysis had set in.
by NisbetStrangler March 13, 2010
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When you can't move because your cat is laying on you. Usually you are comfortable with it and don't want to move.
by k1ttyk1tty777 November 29, 2013
Get the Cat Paralysis mug.When someone thinks about doing something so much that they actually end up doing nothing at all. All thought no action
by Caveman100 June 8, 2014
Get the Analysis paralysis mug.by Ryantheruler October 25, 2008
Get the sleep paralysis mug.Happens when waking up before REM sleep is finished only to find yourself paralysed. Someone experiencing this cannot move, talk, scream out for help and some cannot breathe.
I had sleep paralysis last night, it was a scary experience. I saw some sort of shadow figure in front of me and I couldn't do anything about it!
by Berry Cumbernickle January 23, 2019
Get the Sleep Paralysis mug.When a website has so many pop-ups, streaming video, embedded YouTube, Flash and cookie downloads that it freezes. Similar to not being able to *log out* because your server keeps dumping spam into your inbox.
The boss is coming and this browser paralysis is keeping me from being able to close this damn porno window. I'm toast!
by genius-girl October 9, 2009
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