Palmer

(v.)- to pwn something; to own something; to master something

Ex 1: Jimmy didn't study, but he got a 105% on his test. He Palmered that test.

Ex 2: Jimmy is on the debate team, and he feels very prepared. He is confident that he will Palmer the competition.

by Julie Schmutz January 2, 2008

Palmer

Total godess. Bright, happy, sweet and loving. Number 10 on the hottie scale. Shes smart, funny, and can always make you smile. Has a nice rack. In a movie called just go with it.

Friend1: Oh my godess who is that?

Friend2: Oh, thats palmer!

by swaggaboy January 2, 2012

palmer

Another term for a 'hand job'.

So I was getting a palmer the other night from this chick I know, and her dad walked in...

by Josh Fuller October 10, 2006

palmerize

tearin dat ass up

boy:Imma palmerize dat ass.
girl:oh lawd!!

by muffin!!punk!! July 7, 2010

Palmer

Used to define a greedy man whom smoke's all your weed and eats all your food. also referred to as cunt

Person 1 : Yo Were's all the weed??

Person 2 : God Damm Palmer Smoked It All

Person 3 : Its Ok i slept with his girlfriend.

by Twilightfanpage May 31, 2010

The Palmer

The act of punching someone in the face when times get hard (preferably a member of the female sex)

Yo, in co-ed handball that girl tried to strip the ball from me, so i had to give her The Palmer.

by tray2k April 20, 2006

palmer

sexy, hott, guy u wanna do

james palmer is a hot guy

by shelly chambless December 28, 2005