One who carries a whole tin of paint up a ladder, and then while on the way down, falls off ladder spilling paint over front door, wall and pavement.
Steve called to say he's not coming in today. Non-medical emergency.
Really? What's he done?
He's gone and poured paint all over the front of his house.
What a paintard.
Indeed.
Really? What's he done?
He's gone and poured paint all over the front of his house.
What a paintard.
Indeed.
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Palingrad, AK, formaly known as Wasilla before its name change in 2022 to commemorate the 10th anniversary of the landslide victory of President Sarah Palin in the 2012 presidential elections is the state capital of Alaska and was the location of one of the decisive battles of World War 3.
The battle of Palingrad in 2042/2043 lead to the incirclement and eventual destruction of the entire German 6th Army and is considered to be the turning point of the war by most historians. Palingrad was awarded the title of Hero City in 2045 by Comrade Palin herself.
The battle of Palingrad in 2042/2043 lead to the incirclement and eventual destruction of the entire German 6th Army and is considered to be the turning point of the war by most historians. Palingrad was awarded the title of Hero City in 2045 by Comrade Palin herself.
Yeah the Battle of Cheneygrad in 2041 was a tough one but we really fucked the germans the following year at Palingrad.
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"As for that VP talk all the time, I'll tell you, I still can't answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?" --Sarah Palin, interview with CNBC's "Kudlow & Co", July 2008
"As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where– where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border." --Sarah Palin, explaining why Alaska's proximity to Russia gives her foreign policy experience, interview with CBS's Katie Couric, Sept. 24, 2008
"Well, let's see. There's -- of course -- in the great history of America rulings there have been rulings." --Sarah Palin, unable to name a Supreme Court decision she disagreed with other than Roe vs. Wade, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008
"All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years." --Sarah Palin, unable to name a single newspaper or magazine she reads, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008
"They are also building schools for the Afghan children so that there is hope and opportunity in our neighboring country of Afghanistan." --Sarah Palin, speaking at a fundraiser in San Francisco, Oct. 5, 2008
"I'll try to find you some and I'll bring them to you." --Sarah Palin, asked by Katie Couric to cite specific examples of how John McCain has pushed for more regulation in his 26 years in the Senate, CBS interview, Sept. 24, 2008
"Pray for our military men and women who are striving to do what is right. Also, for this country, that our leaders, our national leaders, are sending soldiers out on a task that is from God. That's what we have to make sure that we're praying for, that there is a plan and that that plan is God's plan." –Sarah Pailn, on the Iraq war, speaking to students at the Wasilla Assembly of God, June 2008
"Oh my GAWD, My head is imploding, I have been PALINATED !!!!!"
"As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where– where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border." --Sarah Palin, explaining why Alaska's proximity to Russia gives her foreign policy experience, interview with CBS's Katie Couric, Sept. 24, 2008
"Well, let's see. There's -- of course -- in the great history of America rulings there have been rulings." --Sarah Palin, unable to name a Supreme Court decision she disagreed with other than Roe vs. Wade, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008
"All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years." --Sarah Palin, unable to name a single newspaper or magazine she reads, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008
"They are also building schools for the Afghan children so that there is hope and opportunity in our neighboring country of Afghanistan." --Sarah Palin, speaking at a fundraiser in San Francisco, Oct. 5, 2008
"I'll try to find you some and I'll bring them to you." --Sarah Palin, asked by Katie Couric to cite specific examples of how John McCain has pushed for more regulation in his 26 years in the Senate, CBS interview, Sept. 24, 2008
"Pray for our military men and women who are striving to do what is right. Also, for this country, that our leaders, our national leaders, are sending soldiers out on a task that is from God. That's what we have to make sure that we're praying for, that there is a plan and that that plan is God's plan." –Sarah Pailn, on the Iraq war, speaking to students at the Wasilla Assembly of God, June 2008
"Oh my GAWD, My head is imploding, I have been PALINATED !!!!!"
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