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Palmed Controller

A video game controller that is rather warm and has excess amounts of sweat, dead skin, and residue from any food, such as Doritos, that had been previously eaten
Guy 1: Hey can I play Mario?
Guy 2: Sure but the other controller is a palmed controller
Guy 1: Aw man this one has Macaroni on it!
by Sdale June 22, 2011
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Palmed throbbery

His missus caught him bang to rights committing palmed throbbery in the shed! He was sentenced to a year of being the laughingstock of the boozer.
by Nuphagus December 19, 2019
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Pilf, Pilfing, Pilfed

verb, To steal something in a feendish way purposly to laugh at his/her misfortune.
I stole Johns pants while he was swimming, hes gonna have to walk around for the rest of the day without any on gutted
by Sean March 28, 2004
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Palfessional

A co-worker whom you like enough that you also spend free time together as friends or companions. You might share a dark sense of humor, an interest in vintage muscle cars, or you might discover that you both have beer-can collections!
Krysz is our awesome art director here at Pin-Up Creative. We're palfessionals, too, because sometimes we hang out after work, drink fine beer, and compare notes about our scooter-repair issues! That's what pals are for, right?
by ChiefWordsmith October 21, 2009
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PALLEDRONIUM

Being an arse just for the sake of it
Why are you being so palledronium?
by Liamb1989 February 15, 2019
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Parfed

When you pee and fart at the same time.
I parfed when I was on the toilet!
by realpsuedonym November 26, 2020
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palfers

An old grandmothers fat flaps
“My grandmother has palfers”
by Gibby458 July 21, 2024
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