Paladin

The Paladin is a class of Warrior that is fully devoted to kindness and ridding the Universe of Evil. They are very religious, and have an extremely strict honor code, as well as a soft spot for children and animals. In combat, a Paladin with a cause is almost impossible to defeat.

Paladins fear nothing, for Evil fears them.

by Detranova August 6, 2003

Shit Palming

The act of using ones own self defecation in a frantic episode of self gratification (masturbation)

"After sharting, Steven decided he wanted to make the best of a bad situation and decided to partake in a session of shit palming"

by HelplessSnail January 13, 2015

paladin danse

a good mans

paladin danse is such a good mans.

by GayWeatherBoy April 21, 2018

Palming

Masturbating by rubbing your palm on your penis, head, or vagina

Mary: I love palming
Jack: can i do some palming on yoyu

by PooperLooping May 13, 2021

Paladins champion of the realm

Better than overwatch.

"Do you want to play overwatch? NO what the hell dude? Play Paladins champion of the realm

by bit_knox January 5, 2017

pussy palming

the action of someone palming ur pussy and lifting you into the air.

‘he’s so strong he was pussy palming me’

by daddybuscemi November 26, 2020

Caveman palming

This is a sexual act when someone uses their clammy hands in an attempt to rub someone's clit as if they were trying to light a fire. Deep grunts, heavy breathing and maximum friction are essential.

"Bruh, he said he was experienced but then last night he was caveman palming me, I have a rash now and it hurts to pee."

by Jimothy Jimbo September 26, 2021