Patrolling the Mojave

The Fallout: New Vegas equivalent of the Arrow to the knee meme from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, originating from the generic dialog lines spoken by NCR troopers throughout the game.

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter." -Anonymous NCR Trooper.

by Smokey T. Stevenston October 29, 2013

payroll prostitute

A person who has sex with the boss to keep or get a better position.

"The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "

by Lorin B. October 15, 2008

lost patrol

A plot where all the characters are killed off one by one until a deus ex machina arrives or they reach safety.

Every god damn horror movie has a lost patrol plot.

by NESMonster February 3, 2004

volunteer highway patrol

A motorist who drives in the fast lane at the same speed as the drivers in the slow lanes, forcing all traffic to slow to what the obstructing driver considers to be a safe speed.

I got pinned down by the Volunteer Highway Patrol for about 10 miles before I could get around him.

by The Demon Prince October 2, 2006

Thot patrol

A group of well trained thot hunters who keep the world safe from thots. They have a base somewhere in every city where the group captures and interrogate thots to find out information about their leader, Thot Kardashian. The thot patrol will eradicate all thots and restore balance to the world

Mary: Yo how many guys did you sleep with last night
Sharqueeshwajingho: 84
Emperor Tiber Septim: This is the Thot patrol. Mary and Long Black name, you have been found guilty of thotting now face your doom
Both proceed to be vaporized by ETS's eye lasers.

by Allah the Great and Powerful May 17, 2017

death patrol

a cry out used by acid casualities to signal danger or to highten awareness to rest of acid crew that risky situations are present (ie. walking where cars are)

(car approaches) casualty #1- "DEATH PATROL!" rest of acid crew- "DEATH PATROL!"

by raptarded June 9, 2009

Thot Patrol

A secret Facebook group of members known as brodies that go on patrol by getting other pages and thots zucced from Facebook. They are feared in the underground world of Facebook. Their leader is known to dox enablers.

Did you hear about that group that got attacked by Thot Patrol? They got zucced.

by Broken Tony May 19, 2017