Painful Shits

One of three things that we are all going to do.

Dane Cook (holding fingers up): We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits.

by Painful Shithead October 10, 2008

Painful Laughing

Laughing so intensely that your larynx, entire face, and possibly your abdomen starts hurting.

Usually occurs under the influence of marijuana.

1: I laughed so hard last night I just wanted it to stop.
2: You experienced painful laughing.

by trex33 November 19, 2009

Painful

See "reality TV."

Survivor is painful to watch.

by jondapicam November 5, 2003

Painful peanut

(n) the result of sneezing while passing a large turd of moderate firmness

I was on the can, and I had a mid-grump sneezing fit which resulted in a painful peanut.

by Sig63 July 27, 2018

painful and long-lasting election

The 2008 American Presidential election

Barack: Man, this race is going on too long.
Hilary: I agree, old bean. This is truly a painful and long-lasting election.

by Jean Shepherd ex-K2ORS (SK) July 25, 2008

Painful

Intense pain, next level of pain.

Pissing Saints off could be very painful.

by Saints October 19, 2003

Painfully perfect

Someone who is so perfect but you can't tell them for some reason

"That girl is painfully perfect!"

"What does that mean!?"

"It means I think perfect but it's painful that I can't tell her I think it"

by The forgotten one September 2, 2014