Pageant Fever

Pageant Fever is the feeling one gets when she has an extreme desire to compete in a pageant. She is most likely a former title holder (winner) and has been out of the game for awhile. Watch out for women with pageant fever, they will most likely at least place in their next pageant.

Mary has pageant fever, you might not want to waste your time competing against her.

by Gazelle40 July 3, 2011

pageant crack

Pixie sticks, used by bovine pageant moms who want to give their freaky-looking offspring an edge over the competition.

Pageant crack, as seen on "Toddlers and Tiaras".

by starla25 February 8, 2012

pageant porn

Due to nature of free porn and accessibility of porn, or celebrity using porn as vehicle to stardom, or general competitiveness of the porn industry, pornstars are getting more and more attractive. Pageant porn is the idea where the destination of porn is heading that will eventually eclipse actual beauty pageants.

Jennifer, the high school prom queen, is now participating in the pageant porn industry.

by DiseaseDrugDumbassFree August 1, 2016

pageant alycia

Otherwise known as "bye felicia," this is a ho with no morals that will stop at nothing to win a pageant.

Kristin: Damn, Bree, I am worried about that blonde bitch with the big tits. So, I think you know what we have to do.
Bree: Oh hell no, I ain't pulling no pageant alycia like the last time.

by Butter Mike July 2, 2019

Pageant Queen

A shady bitch who will stop at nothing to be in the top 15 of a pageant.

Renee Armpit: Oh hell no, I am the pageant queen. I can't believe that whore is trying to put two
chicken cutlets in her bikini top.
Jenny Pskeevy: Well, I tried to fuck that bitch by pissing on her hair rollers and rubbing my ass on her dress. If she gets them cutlets in, we are definitely fucked.

by Butter Mike October 20, 2018

Pageant Queen

A girl who is poised and graceful. Most think she is rude and stuck up but actually super nice. Most girls are intimidated by her beauty

Amy: Ugh i hate her so much she’s so stuck up

Taylor: Just because she’s a pageant queen doesn’t mean she’s stuck up

by besties?? July 22, 2019

The American Pageant

Pure evil, in textbook format. Over 1000 pages long it's suppossed to prepare you for the AP, while at the same time crippling you from all the carrying and making you blind. American History.

Student 1: yo bro! Wazzup with the deranged look?
Student 2: you know how it is, I had to spend all of yesterday night with The American Pageant.
Student 1: rofl sounds like you had fun.
Student 2: *shoots*

by Lokizzo September 22, 2005