Jared Padalecki

A very sexy actor with a nice body on him.
He was born July 19, 1982 in San Antonio, Texas.

He played Dean Forester in Gilmore Girls, Wade in House of Wax, Clay Miller in Friday the 13th, and more importantly, he plays Sam Winchester in Supernatural which comes on the CW on Fridays.

Girl 1: What are you watching?
Girl 2: Supernatural.
Girl 1: It looks creepy
Girl 2: No shit, it's about demons and the apocalypse
Girl 1: Then why are you watching it.
Girl 2: Okay, you see that long haired one?
Girl 1: Mhmm, he's hot.
Girl 2: His name is Jared Padalecki, HE'S why I'm watching this.
Girl 1: Dude, did he just take off his shirt?
Girl 2: GEEZUS!! *dies*

by TurboJetNinjaKitteh March 16, 2011

Padaphile

A jedi apprentice who is sexually attracted to children.

Qui-Gon Jinn probably wouldn't have left Obi-Wan Kenobi to train Anakin if he knew Obi-Wan was a total padaphile.

by @FattMernandez July 20, 2012

Padarnalat

a curse phrase very common in Farsi - Tajik speaking areas. Means "you are the son cursed by his father", "bastard", "low life".

I should've got an abortion, you padarnalat!

Trump - you're padarnalat!

by cher's son April 8, 2017

Padamoose

Jared Padalecki from the CW hit SUPERNATURAL. AKA my favorite animal.

Very tall, broad buff example of the male species. Having a large forhead and fluppy hair.

Padamoose is currently located in Vancouver, filming season 7 of SPN.

by ava_orchid July 30, 2011

padmashri

She's the sweetest most kindest person in this world. She's the only hope for this humanity. When mother nature decides to wreck doom on this planet and punish every human by slowly and painfully killing them, mother nature is going to kidnap Padmashri and hide her in a safe place. She's strong and brave when the situation demands for it. She's smart and clever and is definitely a girl you should go and consult for an advice. She's beautiful from in and out, she deserve s the BEST in the WHOLE GOD DAMN WORLD. if there is ever a person who'll hurt her, i am gonna make sure to pull off his nails from its roots and i am pull those tiny skin things that are often seen beside one's nails. I am gonna strip off his hair with my own fist and i am gonna poke thin heated metal rods in him in every part of his body. But i won't kill him. I am gonna throw him in the woods, where he'll starve to death since his knees would be broken.

Sam: Hey, who's that new girl? She's so pretty!

Rose: yea, She's Padmashri. She's the sweetest girl ever. She's an angel. She's my good friend.

by Zagreus persefoni April 28, 2021

Padraigianism

Padraigianism is a fairly obscure monotheistic religion practiced in the North East of England, originating at St Thomas More School around 2010. The basic doctrine of this religion is as follows:

Padraig is the one true God.

Padraig's commandments: -

-Thou shalt not steam up Padraig's Glasses

-Thou shalt celebrate Padraig's sabbath (traditionally celebrated every Monday)

-Thou shalt destroy ALL opposers of Padraig

-Thou shalt kneel to Padraig's disciples

There are more besides these, but they are mostly variations spread about by various people.

Oh, did you hear about Lewis? He's been converted to Padraigianism.

by iEnvy July 7, 2011

Padawanker

Someone who gets off to Star Wars porn.

"OH GOD WORK IT JARJAR" "You Padawanker."

by milotictear November 17, 2009