A german padlock is when a man inserts his penis into his own anus, thus resembling the locking mechanism on a padlock. This can only be performed with a rather flexible erection, long member and a german state of mind.
-I heard that Günter got lucky last night...
-Thats only partially true, that sick mofo performed a german padlock on himself!
-Thats only partially true, that sick mofo performed a german padlock on himself!
by O-Dogggy May 15, 2008
Get the German padlock mug.The padlock necklace was first seen in the punk subculture by sid vicious who's girlfriend put a chain and lock around his neck then proceeded to throw away the key as a sign of sid belonging to her. It has then been passed along through communities based on it's overall coolness and trend in style.
Alex:" Oh you have a padlock necklace on?"
Dave:"yeah my girlfriend put it on me. She thought it would be really cool for us to do since we're both into punk rock"
Alex:"that's really cool man!"
Dave:"yeah my girlfriend put it on me. She thought it would be really cool for us to do since we're both into punk rock"
Alex:"that's really cool man!"
by Gloved June 29, 2022
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David likes marks sister. david plans too make an advance on his sister when mark tells him that dave his best friend. In this way Mark has cockblocked dave on a more extreme personal level. (padlocked)
by the padlocked boy June 12, 2010
Get the Padlocked mug.Created By Scott @Suavegotimade a COMPLETE douche ; but thas the bro........it means a bitch who not giving the pussy up and got a LOCK her pums ; so yu cant get no sex for a WHILEEEEE
by Carlos Arroryo February 23, 2011
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by Krose__9560 July 1, 2021
Get the Padlock Necklace mug.Noun. The act of tucking male genitalia between the thighs or butt-cheeks for the purpose of giving one's groin the appearance of female genitalia.
1. Carlos fooled a few guys last night with his infamous mastery of the thai padlock.
2. Alex likes having sex with old ladies but he tolerates old men who are good at doing the thai padlock.
3. My penis is too short for a thai padlock.
2. Alex likes having sex with old ladies but he tolerates old men who are good at doing the thai padlock.
3. My penis is too short for a thai padlock.
by Visa para Tailandia September 25, 2017
Get the Thai Padlock mug.When you go up to some douchbag with huge gauges and you take a padlock and lock it through there gauges.
by Apathetic_Lamp August 24, 2011
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