paddle

verb: to use a board, wooden spoon, hairbrush, bathbrush and the like to spank a naughty girl on her bare ass.
i turner her over my knee and paddled her raw!
by Anonymous September 08, 2003
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paddled

to be striked in the ass with a cricket paddle.
this mostly happens to boys entering grade 10
and most receive 3 strikes on there bottom.
Jim:Hey Bob did you see what happened to Bill?
Bob:O yes I did he got paddled like the bitch he is.
by Adam Dixon July 14, 2006
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Paddles

A greek mythological figure, the most beautiful man ever to grace this Earth, legend has it he is 19 inches
Zeus: Trust me, I'm like 12 inches
Aphrodite: Pfff, you oughta see Paddles, He's a real man

Modern day: 'That guy's a Paddles!'
by Paddles01 September 16, 2008
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paddle

A video game controller, originates from PONG, the first video game ever.
The XBOX 360 is the first game system to come out the box with wireless paddles.
by wakamusha March 20, 2007
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paddle

A wooden slab used to beat incoming freshman to initiate them.
We should start the tradition of beating freshman with a paddle, just like in dazed and confused.

Ya dude that would be totally badass.
by Swat23 January 03, 2006
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paddling

That marvelous activity in which a Woman uses a broad, flat bladed instrument, a paddle (such as for paddle ball, or any similar instrument) to strike the bare behind of a man repeatedly and with much force.

She will make his arse turn crimson, maybe bruised, and often the discoloration will last several days to a couple of weeks during which time it may turn several colors.

Very humiliating for the man, yet curiously desirable. Enables a Woman to take continually more control over the man.
My neighbor gave me a paddling; She paddled me very hard and long! I'll do anything for her...
by Jay April 23, 2005
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paddle

by Eugene December 16, 2005
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