An unevacuated male or female rectum. Also referred to as a "shit-pussy". Is commonly penetrated during a Mandingo party.
"It set the mood perfectly for the first time a grown man penetrated my pudding packet. At first I was worried I would accidentally evacuate my bowels all over the carpet next to the beautiful hearth in the living room. Next thing I know I was in the middle of a hot sweaty Mandingo party. Salads were tossed, meat was sauced and I no longer felt lost."
-dirty mike and the boiz
-dirty mike and the boiz
by Mandingo Mike March 10, 2018
Get the Pudding packet mug.Refers to women who which sleep with any man they can for free drugs. Packet refers to the bags that your gear comes in.
Generally to be avoided, but can be fun play toy but make sure you toss it away when the time is right.
Generally to be avoided, but can be fun play toy but make sure you toss it away when the time is right.
That girl Gina is such a packet slut, she fucks anyone if she thinks that will get her some free drugs.
by Jerkso April 22, 2006
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Serena: “Hey becky, i have 10 dollars, do you have a glitter packet on you?”
Becky: “Yeah i’ll sell you the glitter packet after class.”
Becky: “Yeah i’ll sell you the glitter packet after class.”
by Serena Watson February 13, 2018
Get the glitter packet mug."Ah mate I was fucked last night. Went down the boozer for a couple of Britney's and ended up right on the packet!"
by LittlemissE June 11, 2009
Get the Packet mug.What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.
by Supernatural England August 10, 2009
Get the Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch mug.The sexual position involving the anal doggystyle position while the recipient has explosive diahhrea. In theory, once the giver pulls out, the receiver's ass would give way causing massive amounts of sticky sewer chili to explode all over the place.
Rod: Hey how was your date with Josie?
Todd: It was awesome, first we got dinner at taco bell, then we went to her apartment. Luckily her mom wasn't home, so we fucked on her mom's bed. It was pretty messy afterwards.
Rod: Eeeww, she was on the rag?
Todd: No, she had diahhrea from the taco bell we ate. It flared up while she was letting me give her anal.
Rod: Haha yall did the gun packet?
Todd: Yeah. There was shit all over her moms bed when I left, so I don't think I'm allowed over there anymore!
Todd: It was awesome, first we got dinner at taco bell, then we went to her apartment. Luckily her mom wasn't home, so we fucked on her mom's bed. It was pretty messy afterwards.
Rod: Eeeww, she was on the rag?
Todd: No, she had diahhrea from the taco bell we ate. It flared up while she was letting me give her anal.
Rod: Haha yall did the gun packet?
Todd: Yeah. There was shit all over her moms bed when I left, so I don't think I'm allowed over there anymore!
by Mick the Dick October 12, 2011
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Dealer: Gonna be 2 mustard packets, son
Addict: 20k? Aight
Dealer: Gonna be 2 mustard packets, son
Addict: 20k? Aight
by #fuckingstupid June 14, 2017
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