PTD

Previously Taken Dick
This was used in the fx tv show you are the worst

You cant fuck him again he is a ptd

by Lilo.jpg July 18, 2015

PTD

prepare to die

What is about to follow is earth shattering news. Something amazing, surprising, awesome, ironic, or shocking is about to be said.

PTD, Michelle! Mike asked DeeDee to marry him!

PTD, Patrick got a new job and he's moving to Pittsburgh in three weeks.

by shadycat August 22, 2007

Ptd

Ptd: Stands for People these days.

"Ptd are so crazy."

by Iluffcookies July 12, 2009

PTD

Phone Transmitted Disease, a cellular phone virus transmitted via bluetooth, downloads or unprotected text.

John's Motorola Q gave my Samsung Epix a PTD last night! Time to get an Iphone.

by Miguel Honcho October 3, 2009

PTD

Pre Test Dump: The act of taking a shit before a test or exam.

I have my geology final in about an hour, I think it's time for my ptd.

by Yes Man December 20, 2008

PTD

"Pick the dick." When a girl scouts the crowd with her fellow bitches to find dat dick.

At da club

Girl 1: Alright, girls. PTD time.
Girl 2: My vagar is up.
Girl 3: Found one yet?
Girl 4: Still Looking.
Girl 2: Found one!

by Thetugburn May 11, 2016

PTD

PTD — also known as Po-Ta-Do — , is when said person has intercourse with a potato without protection — or rawdogging a potato —.

Santanna: imagine just rawdogging a potato
Wilbur: careful you might get PTD

by martinlovesdanny July 28, 2022