PTD

PTD — also known as Po-Ta-Do — , is when said person has intercourse with a potato without protection — or rawdogging a potato —.

Santanna: imagine just rawdogging a potato
Wilbur: careful you might get PTD

by martinlovesdanny July 28, 2022

PTD

"Pick the dick." When a girl scouts the crowd with her fellow bitches to find dat dick.

At da club

Girl 1: Alright, girls. PTD time.
Girl 2: My vagar is up.
Girl 3: Found one yet?
Girl 4: Still Looking.
Girl 2: Found one!

by Thetugburn May 11, 2016

PTD

Acronym for 'Permission to dilly'

What one says when he is in possession of the ball and wishes to dilly.

Person 1 - PTD lads?
Person 2 - Permission granted

by Jamesbcd August 2, 2014

PTD

Pissed To Death. The feeling when your lecturers are assholes !!!

My lecturers are lazy douches that cannot be bothered with their students !!! I'm so PTD !!!

by snoopy808 October 30, 2011

PTD

permanent tit damage

DUDE when that chick elbowed me in the tit i think i got PTD

by emilyebh March 26, 2009

PTD

Pimpin Tony D

Pimp of Highview C.C.C

Dont pimp her, who are you? PTD?

by Bill the ultimate muffin November 20, 2003

ptd

post thimun(the hague international model united nations) depression

-depression brought on along by the ending of the most fucking amazing week of our lives.

-missing the intense debates, night life, and socializing with over 3000 newly met people
-making pun out of debate procedure
THIMUN FTW

a: god damit THIMUN's over imma miss it so much
b:yea its been a great fucking week... gonna suffer from shitty ptd.. gonna miss getting shit faced every other day and waking up with a hangover to go back to the world forum :D
a: yea man we need to find people on fb and stay connected till we get over that shit :S
b: yup.. lets rape some walls :D

by honomono February 20, 2011