pse

Abbreviation of "please". Used by complete fuckwads.

Can you get this order done pse?

by SomebodyElse July 8, 2005

PSE (post shit euphoria)

The overwhelming feeling of accomplishment and happiness after dropping an enormous deuce. Similar to the itis, renders the person useless for the next 30 minutes as he basks in the glory of his deed.

After a long battle with constipation, I finally took a shit. The PSE (post shit euphoria) that followed left me on laying on the couch enjoying the euphoria.

by MasterShit February 24, 2012

PsE’d

(PsE referring to the famous acoustic metal band Poopshit Exreme)
When a famous song doesn’t use real drums but instead generates them or mixes together other sounds to make it sound like the song has drums

Hey, remember the song “Dyer’s Eve” by Metallica? I think they PsE’d it.

by dickbastian October 14, 2023

Pseudo-Engineer

Sarcastic title, proudly used by those with Engineering degrees, when others without the degree, claim to be Engineers.

A supervisor introducing the working team to a new member:
"Even though he’s the only one with a real Engineering degree, Jack calls himself a Pseudo-Engineer because others here in the company claim to be Software Engineers but their degrees are from everything from Political Science to Accounting."

by truepseudonym July 9, 2018

Pseudo-Engineer

1: A person without an Engineering Degree who claims being an Engineer simply because they work in Engineering tasks.

2: A person who hasn’t gone through the rigors of Engineering School, yet pretends to be an Engineer.

Guy 1: "Yeah, I'm an Engineer."
Guy 2: "Oh cool! My brother's an Engineer. What's your degree on?"
Guy 1: "Well, it's in Graphic Design, but I have a Java certification and write software for a living."
Guy 2: Snickers and thinks to himself "Perfect...another Pseudo-Engineer."

by truepseudonym July 9, 2018

Pseudo Celebrity

A pseudo celebrity is someone who has become famous without having done anything to deserve it, they are the wasters, the drones and parasites of humanity. Having achieved nothing worthwhile, they are best described as the liggers and Kim Kardashians of this world, the braindead youtubers, talentless and lacking any sort of distinction. They are the self-centred and egotistical nonentities for whom princess syndrome is a way of life. The only reason they are celebrities is because they have more egotisticalbullshit than normal people, they are pseuds, thus pseudo celebrities.

Is the rise of the pseudo celebrity a sign that the human race has gone to rat shit?

by AKACroatalin September 20, 2016

pseudoporn

Pseudoporn in reference to media describes an image or that which creates an image which is borderline pornographic and in some debatable cases, actually softcore porn.

Pseudoporn can be found in various forms of media including but not limited to: animé, comics, young adult novels, and PG13 movies.

Pseudoporn is often used to draw in a larger viewership by teasing the audience with sexual content, but never giving them what they expect or want.

I went to an R rated movie last night expecting some action, but I was disappointed to find it was just pseudoporn. If I wanted to watch porn I'd just have stayed home!

by Dr. Aarben November 5, 2014