Protective Custody

Protective custody is the place in county jail where the snitches, child molesters and homosexuals are placed. PC for short. PC punks are what the inmates are called.

Dumbass is now in protective custody because he snitched to the guards about homeboy making pruno.

by ronmetrx1 June 19, 2011

Witness Protection For What

A wise thing some small streamer dude called viper dark or some shit like that said

Person 1: Witness protection for what?!?
Person 2: No one was convicted of anything!!!

by witnessprotectionforwhat April 14, 2022

protecting-group-free

Having any form of sex without a condom

I went protecting-group-free on her last night.

by Burgi Dunitz December 7, 2010

Protection

Something my parents should’ve used when they made me.

“Dad, why didnt you use protection”

by McMinion March 17, 2020

splash protection

The application of toilet paper to the surface of the toilet bowl water in order to prevent the up-splash of water while releasing your load.

Jack: Finished in there?

John: Yeah man. The water level is high, make sure you use splash protection or you'll get the ass splash.

by ardeliskane May 22, 2008

prosecconds

prosecconds (n): the second glass of Prosecco

'Prosecconds, anyone?'

'Sure. Fill me up, chief!'

Prosecco Alcohol Portmanteau
Wordplay

by Spagalucci February 3, 2018

Civil Protection

Civil protection, a.k.a. metro police, are the worst a-holes in the half life universe. They kick down your door, they beat the crap out of you, and are generally unpleasant. IS WHAT I WOULD HAVE SAID IF I WAS A STUPID, NO-BRAIN REBEL!!!
The metro police are the nicest in city 17, they'll always be right beside you, always protecting you, always saving you from stupid headcrabs trying to bite your head off!! They're the best!!!

Guy 1: Hey, you think civil protection are good?
Guy 2: Heck yeah i do!
Guy 1: You ain't wrong, man!

by the metro man May 30, 2020