Promotion-destruction

Where someone, or something promotes somewhere or something to the point where scum bags find out about it and destroy / ruin it.

Guy 1: dude, i'm thinking of moving to Indianapolis i've heard its a nice place.

Guy 2: where did you see that?

Guy 1: a news article

Guy 2: don't move there now. they are committing Promotion-destruction

by Mycreativename May 6, 2013

Promotion juice

Promotion juice is an alcoholic beverage (usually straight Jaegermeister shots followed by a bottle of Becks) designed to enhance ones self belief and give them an enormous amount of courage. First discovered in 2010 in Amsterdam by a handful of event promoters who would down a few shots then hit the streets promoting with an enhanced feeling of confidence often resulting in more sales.

Better call into the pub and have some promotion juice

by EjEdwards November 14, 2019

Promotion Day

This day happens on the 16th of April where everyone gets promoted.

Promotion Day - An example could be promoting someone from an administrator to manager.

by SomeJoeShmoe? April 14, 2021

Promotion Blowy

The act or duty of receiving a blowy from your partner on the day of a promotion at work

After years of hard work, Andrew finally got that promotion to Vice President! Chante knew what had to be done and gobbled that sword right down to the nuts giving Andrew the Promotion Blowy he deserved

by Dfeter September 8, 2021

promotion puppy

a person whose sole desire in life is to climb the ranks

Gregory was a promotion puppy, and wouldn't stop until he was CEO.

by Anonymous tormentor April 4, 2023

Klingon Promotion

Advancing your career by exploiting or causing the death or misfortune of your superior.

Imputes a certain level of ruthlessness both to the individual and to the culture of the workplace.

Mason takes his boss skydiving looking for a klingon promotion.

IT caught Chris surfing porn in the office and August got a klingon promotion.

by UDTaco April 28, 2010

Millennial Promotion

When you get more responsibility at work but no raise.

Person 1- "Oh wow Daves the supervisor now"

Person 2- "Yeah but he still makes the same as us"

Person 1- " Ha, looks like he got a millennial promotion"

by Shmavery December 10, 2018