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sometimes if insecure will attempt to break your spirits in front of the class if you have a different opinion.
But your spirits are much to wise to joust with the idiot that spends day in and day out boring the hell out of you and failing to contribute anything exciting, worthwhile, and positive to society. Not all professors are bad. some know that the educational system sucks.
If i had to teach kids to remember worthless information day in and day out. I'd probably be insecure about my actions as well.

If you have a professor that only gives a shit about his own weak ego, than i suggest you go to the higher ups and ask why they hired such an intellectual weakling to lead the mass of students that pay loads of money and aren't touched by a single word that comes out of his/her mouth.
I had philosophy class today, and my Professor choked after every one of my responses that countered an insight made by Kant.
My teacher sucks Kants dick and i don't. I appreciate what Kant has to say but will continue to think for myself.
by Lil' Dick yo September 25, 2013
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A freaky looking person who spends hours, because they get paid,trying to convince you of the neccessity to read and understand weird stuff.
The professor spoke for hours about the scales on a lizzards feet.
by Kalinago September 30, 2005
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Professor

1. Someone who secretly thinks he is dumb, and dedicates his life to making other people, usually impressionable young women, think he is smart using financial coercion and ultimatums.

2. What the soviets called "useful idiots", unwitting agents of the bolshevik agenda.
Typical College Girl: Professor, can you tell me what's going to be on the test?

Professor Castrato: Maybe if you visit me during my office hours I'll tell you.

...

Typical College Girl: Okay, I came to your office. Now will you tell me what's on the test?

Professor Castrato: Ya know, why don't you and I hang out more often? Do you want to go get a beer or something?
by im so damn bored June 3, 2011
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Professor

Knows quite a lot about science stuff.

Jesus incarnate.
We praise Professor Dave for his never ending knowledge.
by Bigboi68.5 March 14, 2019
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Professor

A guy who you feel nervous around and have confusing feelings for (aka a secret code name for your crush)
by Rayford Campbell January 22, 2022
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Professor Professorson

A person you make up to get out of a situation or add to a story to make it sound more realistic. Comes from Season 2 Episode 9 of Community, when Jeff Winger, (Played by Joel McHale), made up a fake professor to get a free community college credit. The person being made up usually ends up getting called out, and people realize that the guy who made him up is a huge liar.
Person 1: Dude, I was at this party and this chick Jessica totally walked up and started making out with me! You can ask my friend John if you don't believe me!

Person 2: I think this "John" is a total Professor Professorson.
by SnakeonPlane November 30, 2010
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Professor Samarakone

Our Lord and Savior. He is a Professor at Fairleigh Dickinson University and the Top Student Educator at THE Bergen County Academies, a Top Five Learning Institution of our Nation. He is known for his prestigious remarks such as, "Actually basically," "Class finish now guys," "Olivia, stop doing the Tiktok," "I güess Michael in haybernation," "The cos teeta," "Fossil fwells/fwell cells," "AÜT," "Do your würk," "No cellafone" and of course his most famous, "Remember dat one."

Also known by his aliases "Mr. Sam" or "Victor."
Andrew: Good morning Professor Samarakone, how is your day?
Professor Samarakone: o. Alex! Go stand in corner.

Rounak: *walks into class*
Professor Samarakone: "Omkar, aüt!"
Rounak: I'm in this class, Mr. Sam.
by detective kim April 21, 2020
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