poto 

(Pronounced "potoe") it's a word to shorten up "pointing out the obvious". Made up by Jesspants. ©

"You have nice hair." "Why thanks for poto'ing."

"You're hot." "There's no need to poto."

poto by Jess.Squarepants April 29, 2010

POTO 

Noun: Philosopher of the Obvious. Someone who wants to discuss at length the obvious as if something new or interesting. See Blowhard.

Went on a date with a POTO. He talked all night about shit everyone already knows.

POTO by Martina5 August 8, 2010

Poto 

the name for someone whose mode of communication is based on Pointing Out The Obvious, especially if irrelevant to the rest of the conversation.

Blair: What do the Parthenon, some illustrations by Leonardo Da Vinci, and some of Debussy's music have in common?

Josef: I don't know, what?

Bill: You are wearing brown today, Blair

Josef: Bill, stop being a poto and listen to the conversation!

Poto by modesty blaise August 23, 2011

poto 

spanish for pussy (vagina).

hoes have loose potos.

poto by msknowsitall August 1, 2008

Poto 

Poto is Spanish slang for a male butthole. Think of it as a mangina. It is a derivative of toto, which is Spanish for vagina.

My poto is in pain after taking a dump. Bout to get some poto tonight. Keep that poto tight!

Poto by OSG-Boogie September 18, 2020

Poto 

This word is mostly used to say someone or something is cool. This became a trend in November 2020 and people have been using it since.

Person A: Do you like my new room?
Person B: Omg yes! It’s so poto!

Poto by Pompadejabon April 20, 2021

Hay poto? 

Hay poto?

Translation 1: A friendly way to great an Hispanic friend, referring to "Can I hug you?".
Translation 2:
Used by touch starved and horny people.
Usually used while having sexual intercourse but can be also used between friends to reinforce their friendship.
Translation 3: A rude way to ask if an individual has a bottom or to insinuate the individual's bottom is small.

Example 1:
-Hay poto?
+Si, dame un abrazo

-Hay poto?
+Yes, give me a hug

Example 2:
-Hay poto?
+Si, solo para ti

-Hay poto?
+Yes, only for you

Example 3:
-*Risa* hay poto?
+¡Cállate!

-*Laughter * hay poto
+Shut up!

Hay poto? by Weirdogirl_lel December 23, 2020