potassium

Nickname given to a reactive person - i.e one who snaps at any opportunity, especially following piss-taking.

"Here come's potassium pete"

"What do you mean?"

"The cunt reacts with anything".

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005

Potassium

High levels of this element in the body are supremely important to become an absolute unit. Also, it is incredibly necessary for taking on future TNS Jabeeries and beating them in 2K.

Bestia bro los potassium levels de ese man son altísimos, con razón le pateó el culo a TNS Jabeery.
Garrett the Potassium Conossieur says you need to have high potassium levels in order to get a hoe.

by Marvin The Hydration Center March 25, 2019

potassium

a slang term for ketamine, more commonly known as special k. i'm not totally certain, but most likely the term comes from potassium's symbol on the periodic table being k.

person 1 - come over to my house tonight, and don't forget to bring the potassium.

person 2 - sure thing, man, and i won't forget it. we're gonna get so fucked up, i already know it.

by SPACE DEMENTIA January 3, 2009

potassium

Another word for jizz/spooge/ejaculate

"Oh dear, my little Jimmy has made potassium stain on his sheets again!"

by Marduk November 26, 2006

potassium

Another way of calling a dumb guy a caveman/monkey man. Because we all know monkeys eat a lot of bananas and bananas have potassium in them. So, that big dumb hairy guy you know may be here-in known as a potassium.

If Klinger from MASH wasn't so sharp, he would very easily be a potassium.

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

Potassium

The best squad. Potassium forever. Ily Potassium.

"Potssium is so awesome"
"I wish I was apart of Potassium"

"I know we're pretty cool"-Potassium

by TheNamesLorn January 29, 2020

Potassium

Just like a joke : It's ok once , but not three times.

--eg1--
5:00 pm
wife : Try to be back before dinner pls.
- potassium, my raven <3

--eg2--
8:45 pm
wife: why are you still not home ?!
- potassium potassium potassium
- GTFOOML !!!

by Brazzer_than_brazz October 30, 2018