posadism

A branch of authoritarian communism (more specifically trotskyism) pioneered by J. Posadas, an Argentinian Trotskyist, which believes that a nuclear war will trigger a global proletarian revolution, causing all nations on the planet to become socialist. Posadism is also known for its theories about UFOs, specifically about how only a communist society could become so advanced as to achieve space travel, therefore if any aliens were to visit earth they would be communist. The third aspect of posadism, often referenced in memes, is dolphins. The claim is that posadists also believe that humans could theoretically communicate with dolphins, seeing them as an intelligent and developed enough species, only somehow we are prevented from doing so by capitalism. Sources for this are unclear.

I dunno man, posadism kinda makes a lot of sense, like, come on, the best way to get rid of capitalism is to just nuke it and then rebuild, right? And aliens that share my exact political philosophy? That’s just straight up rad! Plus, you gotta love the dolphins, dolphins are cute.

by homolizard February 16, 2020

postamory

noun

From post (after) and amory (love), postamory is the state or practice of having no further romantic relationships due to poor history with relationships.

I've had it! Every relationship I've been in has been a total disaster! Forget polyamory . . . I'm postamory!

by Max C. Webster, III April 7, 2010

Row Row Fight the Powah

Doing the impossible, seeing the invisible, touching the untouchable, breaking the unbreakable.

I for one welcome our new positron overlords.
Row Row Fight the Powah!

by Bob1212423 November 2, 2008

Posta B.

1) "Supposed to be"
2) "Poster Boy" -- A person who is an example of something
3) "Poster" -- In regards to basketball terms.
4) A Rapper from La Puente, CA

1st Person: Eyo did you hear Posta B.'s new track?
2nd Person: Yeah man that ish was fire!

by PB9 December 4, 2007

Postabating

Continuously posting by yourself on an Internet forum.

Man where did everybody go I feel like I am postabating here in the TOAK.

by Uncle Chesterwood December 22, 2014

Poowan

Insult used against nepalese retards.
A poowan is someone with disgusting personal hygiene, and is a fucking autistic piece of shit.

“You smegma lipped little poowan. Die.”

by John From Birmingham October 19, 2019

Pooswah

A more classy name for the vagina. Not as awkward to say in regular conversation as vagina or any other name for the vagina.

To a pet female dog "Lola! Quit licking your pooswah!"

In regular conversation about a human female, "I was playing soccer and got kicked right in the pooswah!"

by 100n3y January 21, 2008