postcardigan depression

when you take off your cardigan then get depressed

Julie hasn't left her house since the party. I think she is suffering from postcardigan depression.

by squatsandmilk August 7, 2011

Postcard from Veronica

Another name for the acoustic singer/rapper/gangster Matt Gisbrecht.

P1: Man, have you heard Postcard from Veronica's new EP? It's sick!
P2: Nah man, I'm listening to some Lady GaGa.

by PoopyFace TomatoNose May 14, 2012

postCIness

The desires and how one acts towards someone after meeting them at Colonial Inauguration (CI) at the George Washington University.

Person 1: Yo did you hear how Andrew wants to do this girl Clara he met at George Washington University?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard he met her at his CI.
Person 1: Whats CI?
Person 2: George Washington Universities orientation, Colonial Inauguration... infact I heard he has a mad case of postCIness

by CALAMZ July 1, 2009

Swedish Postcard

The act of taking a dump in a box and mailing it to your boss or another important person.

Joe: “I am so mad at my boss!”
Bob: “Man, you should send that bitch a Swedish Postcard!”

by DirtyD07 March 6, 2019

postpare

to prepare oneself after an event for which one should have been prepared has taken place.

You always postpare yourself so you have not succeeded in your venture.

by uttam maharjan March 2, 2010

postcard punk

An individual who dons the punk rock "uniform" (black leather jacket, boots, spikes, mohawk, etc.) to create an identity for themself and who assumes they are superior to others because of their punkasfuck look.

1. Jamie is such a postcard punk.
2. Dresses like a postcard every day but all of the spikes and patches in the world can't make up for the clockwork orange make-up.

by Alexxxyoumug April 8, 2008

postcard punk

A poseur in british terms.
Some gay guy on a post card.

"Dude, im so punk rock because i have a studded leather jacket, and my mohawk just got dyed green."
" No, that makes you a postcard punk, punk isnt about leather jackets or a fucking hair style, its being yourself."

by Willybob n0kopants August 5, 2004