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postCIness

The desires and how one acts towards someone after meeting them at Colonial Inauguration (CI) at the George Washington University.
Person 1: Yo did you hear how Andrew wants to do this girl Clara he met at George Washington University?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard he met her at his CI.
Person 1: Whats CI?
Person 2: George Washington Universities orientation, Colonial Inauguration... infact I heard he has a mad case of postCIness
postCIness by CALAMZ July 1, 2009
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poutiness 

a behavior indicating disdain for an idea or course of action

attitude of sexual appeal that is obviously intended, may or may not be directed at a particular person
Her poutiness was evident for all to see
poutiness by AndyCameron November 21, 2011

whore of pastiness 

See pasty.

Also known as a "pasty hoe," it is a common insult used when someone will not (in the words of Avril Lavigne) "give it up to you this time."

Ex: I want my Ovaltine please, you pasty hoe!

Also: A white prostitute.
Man 1: That chick is a total Pasty Hoe. She won't have sex with me.
Man 2: She does everything else, though!

That bitch was the whore of pastiness. She practically glowed in the dark.
whore of pastiness by me. December 26, 2004

Pastiness 

1. The quality of being pale or unhealthy-looking; of being pasty.

2. Collective noun for a group of pasty (usually white) people, particularly the type that inhabit their parents' basement and rarely venture outdoors or engage in social interaction.
"His skin had acquired the pastiness that comes of a life spent entirely indoors"

"A pastiness coalesced outside the comic book store in anticipation of the release of DC's latest Wonder Woman special"

"A large pastiness formed outside Parliament House today protesting the government's intentions to review its game censorship laws. Two passing policeman were able to dispel the crowd before major sunburns could set in, but only after repeated threats to call the ringleaders' parents"
Pastiness by Charlemagne1993 October 2, 2016
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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