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Poshed

The space left in your wallet after a particularly drunken and expensive night out. Normally after being invited on an aquaintances birthday/stag night to go somwhere you would not normally go due to the expense. Anywhere on Broad Street for example.
The best way not to get poshed is to get the first round in. Then later in the night, when your compadres are drunk you can seagull a few drinks from them.
How to realise that you are getting poshed: when it dawns on you that the content of your wallet will either stretch to a curry and a taxi home, or one more drink - and you get the drink.
A popular place to get poshed is a distant cousin's wedding where the free bar has been withdrawn. Thus you end up drinking your taxi fare back to the B & B and having to scrounge a lift from some pissed-up arse in a Range Rover.
'Coming for a curry?'
'Nah, I'm totally poshed mate. Lend me a tenner?'
'*&$£"! off!'

'Good night out?'
'Yeah, we went up town now I'm completely poshed. Lend me a tenner?'

'How was the wedding?'
'Crap, the freebies were denied so we got well poshed!'
by Loopmeister August 2, 2006
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postle

1. To give someone a quick grope, generally to the buttock or breast area.

2. The word you shout when you postle someone.
"Chris just postled my arse!"

"POSTLE!"
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poshey

Comes from the term masturbation or wank. A poshey is known to man as a wank whilst wearing a condom, This is can also known as a posh wank. It is believed to be used my blokes who are sensitive, dont like cleaning up after themselves, and those who just preferbeing hygenic and safe. Or even those or a different orientation. If you intend to have a wank with a condom on make sure it is of a good quality and correctly applied, reading the instructions is always advised; otherise it may just split.
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Poshie

To masterbate with a condom on. also known as... poshie, posh wank, jimmp cap special, and as dan sez...'a royal wank'
ere, last nite i had a poshy
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poshtel

An upscale hostel. Combines the "posh" style with the "hostel" sensibilities and price. A cheap & chic hostel.
Today's contemporary backpackers or " poshpackers" preferred choice of accommodation are staying at poshtels.
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