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portopottyphobia

fear of being traped in a dirty portopotty. result in fear of mobile toilets, and public washroom. side affect are sweating, heavy breathing, nervousness, shacking, and stress.
this is a very lethel condition and can cause arthrities, and early death
man walkes out of a portopotty. you: watch out! you might get portopottyphobia!
by vitoman123 November 24, 2020
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Portoon

Portoon (pour-toon / pore-tune)

In general, emphasis should be placed on the correct usage of "portoon" rather than the definition, therefore, it can be thought of as an explicative

Using the term with varying quantities of the letter "o" can serve to emphasize the amount of "portooning" taking place.

One can "portoon for" something, while "portooooooning for" something has different connotation.

Adjectives may be placed in front of or after "portoon", the most notable being "heavy"
When used this way, one can engage in "heavy portooning", without attaching the article "for".

One can also "portoon heavy for" something.

Combining "heavy" with varying quantities of "o"s results in an entirely different meaning altogether.

While "to portoon for" is sometimes used, the preposition "to" does not indicate that "portoon" is a verb.
Example #1
Richie: *says nothing*
Vic: "I'm over here portoooooning for heavy rocket dick..."
Richie: *stares at vic*

Example #2
Mosey: *trying to figure out how to use the word "portoon"*
Vic: "GATANKSSSS SPAN!!!"
Mosey: *eats another wing*

Example #3
Vic: "I like slimy donkey dick!"
by samboosak November 5, 2019
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portopronto

please portopronto me those samples
by pawlow December 1, 2019
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proponga

noun: the residue of fecal matter left on the toilet bowl after a quick and powerful bowel movement, which commonly proceeds diarrhea.
Often the subject of arguments in shared households of unrelated persons: "You can't just walk out of the toilet after an explosive shit, leaving a bunch of proponga for the next guy to deal with! Use the fuckin' brush, man!"
by FrankenSchwartzen July 7, 2020
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portopronto

It is a verb which means promt delivery of the result
I will portopronto this for you. Portopronto me!
by pawlow June 13, 2024
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