porn

The reason your computer's running slow.

I watched some porn last night and it had 50-something pop-ups!

by ThePokemonGamer0 August 13, 2018

Porn

The shit you watch cause your lonely as fuck

Im just so lonely I’m gonna go watch some porn

by Yaniggabob January 1, 2019

porn

The fuck are you doing searching "porn" up? You know full goddamn well what porn is, and you know you do.

I was watching the hardcore porn last night and my dick just started exploding with fuckin cum.

by definitelynotarapist August 7, 2017

Porn

A video that after ejaculating to, you lose all interest in.

Chad: Hey Joe wanna have drinks with me and the guys?

Joe: Not now I'm watching porn!

by Poncho Rocketss February 17, 2009

Porn

Unrealistic expectation of the sexual world. Many people who watch porn expect the same experience to happen to them when they get involved in sexual activities and when their expectations aren't fulfilled they either feel that they are doing something wrong or that their partner is pathetic at sex.

Why can't my girlfriend squirt? All the girls in porn videos can.
Why isn't my boyfriend enjoying sex? Is it because i'm not as sexy as the girls in porn videos?
Why isn't my girlfriend moaning as loud as the girls in porn videos? Am I doing something wrong?

by real things are better October 25, 2013

Porn

NO NO NO NO

You know what porn is I know that you know what porn is so why did you look this up?

by BUDDYTHECAT March 22, 2022

porn

If your friend dared you to look up porn but you're a complete smrtass, you're probably here.

Dave: I dare you to look up porn!
Smartass: Done.

by warrobotsalt February 2, 2019