poonanie

poonanie, a slightly gangster word for the female happy patch.

"ow i got hit in my poonanie"
"yo guy i got all up in her poonanie"

by mikkiwu May 3, 2005

Poonanniphobia

The fear, discomfort and hesitation to use nightclub toilets for the risk of being pressured to purchase things such as a few sprays of deodorant, hair gel, lollies and chewing gum.

The merchant, often of black origin will often shout catchy one-liners when not dealing with clients such as

"no armani, no poonani"
"no spray, no lay"
"no splash, no gash"
"no juice, no poos (puss)"
"no cologne, ya going home alone"
"no diesel, no weasel"
"no wax, no sax (sex)"

To make this situation particularly awkward, the merchant is known to hold paper towels towards you forcing you to dry your hands in front of him and his selection of products.

The merchant will put on a loud African sounding accent until he speaks to someone he knows and returns to his actual voice.

Josh: I'm bursting for a piss.
Nick: Go then, the toilet's just there.
Josh: Nah man, I've got poonanniphobia, I'll hold it as long as I can.

by nikkos123 July 11, 2010

poonanners

A word used to save a seat when you will be absent for a short period of time such as; getting up to get a beverage or food.

Man: I am going to grab a beer so, poonanners on my seat

by Scott Garrett February 15, 2006

poonanni

an alternate name for the commonly used word, "vagina" or "coochie"

let me stick my toonanni in your poonanni my dear

by becky slutter January 27, 2004

poolangies

hot white girls usually found working at hollister or abercrombie and fitch

all the poolangies in school want roel

by Dannilyn September 12, 2006

poonanie

Vagina (vulgar) in Jamaican patois.

Mi gunna poke mi wood in ya poonanie, overstand?

by NevermindWho April 13, 2006

Poonannie

A woman’s vagina

A woman’s vagina that has to be cleaned for her boyfriend

Freshen up your Poonannie poonannie poonannie

Freshen up your Poonannie For your boyfriend

by Haribooo_defonotfromaschool October 8, 2018