pooj

One who in general epically fails at any type of game and usually prefers online applet games over more intensive games like Fallout and Crysis, specifically one who loses in games of Starcraft (Brood War/Bloody Stars) even with 5v2 with a computer on the side; this word has now come to include those who lose on a grand scale; also an adjective form of loser

Hey, look at that Pooj - she can't even manage a single kill!
That Pooj is failing on every level.
Making fun of Poojes is frowned upon in this camp.

by Cousin of Pooj the Second February 8, 2009

pooj

Another name for a girl; shortened form of DJ

Pooj, get over here now!
Pooj, how are you doing?

by Lolzerz592458 December 7, 2008

Pooj

A person of Indian decent. See also "Dirka Dirka"

"WOW Cindy, I just saw a congregation of Poojes! It smelled like curry!"

by Tobbydf November 28, 2007

pooj

A complete noobie or noob that plays games mainly First person shooters and struggles to even get a single kill.

Omg look at pooj, sukxored

by bull3tpr00f January 22, 2006

pooj

a baby little tummy at the bottom of the six pack of a cute boy

"Pooj", she said as she poked the squishy belly of her boyfriend.

by R2remote May 12, 2010

pooj majooj

When a girl puts a funnel with a tube into a guys asshole and pours down a steaming hot pot of curry into his asshole

Bro she’s hit as fuck but you gotta survive the pooj majooj

OH GOD PLEASE STOP PLEASE STOP NEVERMIND DONT STOP KEEP GOING EUUHHHH

by Mr. Hallal August 20, 2023

pooj majooj

the act of sliding a kitchen funnel into your partner’s anus and taking a freshly cooked & hot pot of curry and pouring it into the rectum funnel for prostate stimulation (if male) of anal pleasure (if female)

dude that pooj majooj she gave me last night was… HOT.

by chocolate queef burger August 20, 2023