poned

Getting any part of a girl shoved in your face accidentally.

Corey: Dude, she just poned you!
Aaron: Dude, I have a poner!

by joey j September 20, 2005

Poned

To verbally "burn" or "roast" someone beyond belief.

Kasey: Wow Mom have you gained weight?
Sarah: WOAHH!! SHE STRAIGHT PONED YA!!!
Mom: :0

by kscfl April 30, 2020

Poned

getting your ass whoped by anyone who is better than you, causing disgrace and/or shame. Basically sucking.

Leo- "dude you got SEROUSLY PONED by that old lady"

by Dr. Pepper March 9, 2004

Poned

Formed as a combination of other diss words such as punk'd, burned, owned, or schooled.

Joe: Nick, you just got so poned by Kevin at that game!

by ShannonK January 9, 2008

poned

Short for punk'd, owned, dissed, rejected, ejected

Miley and Aly & A.J. got PONED!

by Xx!NILEYNOMORE!xX August 8, 2007

poned

A word the JONAS BROTHERS ( Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, Kevin Jonas ) made up. to be shown up at. to be put down by someone better than you.

Joe; Nick, you so got poned!

by dfgfdg March 3, 2008

poned

Phonetic play on the Internet term pwned, carrying the same meaning.

"I just poned all four of those guys, and smacked the last one with the flag!"

"I just got poned by my history final =\"

by Gogeta May 6, 2004