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Polite Acquaintance Zone

The proper place to consider an ex-lover after a bad break up. Should not be confused with the friend zone.
After she got over her anger about our break up, Nancy wanted to remain friends. But I think it's a better idea to keep her in my polite acquaintance zone.
by Chad Apollo September 26, 2018
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Polite Cat

Polite Cat, also known as He Looks Very Polite, refers to a reaction image of a cat named Ollie looking at the camera with what has been described as a "polite" expression. The image is also associated with a series of photoshop exploitables featuring mock text message conversations between a landlord and a prospective renter. In the conversation, the landlord tells the renter that they do not allow pets. However, after the renter sends a picture of the pet, the landlord makes an exception, stating that the pet looks polite.
that polite cat looks very polite :)
by AntisocialWeeb August 1, 2018
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polite banana

The last banana in a bunch, the one that is almost alway over ripe before anyone gets to it.

The over ripeness of the banana causes a rash of politeness in people...
Jane: Can I offer you this last banana?
John: No, it is ok, you can have it.
Jane: No...I must insist, you have it...
John: No really...it is your banana, you have it...

(This demonstrates how the last banana in the bunch can become a polite banana...no matter what state of brown it is in)
by Crycket April 27, 2008
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Polite Grav

A gravity bong toke that's so milky that it makes you sit up perfectly straight, hence being polite.
Holy shit man, Obes just took a very polite grav.
by Ader422 July 24, 2017
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polite bitch

Subcategory of a bitch.

She is never directly mean to you. Her actions, the way she speaks, or her words are subtly directed to only you, and no one else would understand why you're angry at her.
I hate that polite bitch! But if I say anything to her in front of people, they're gonna think I'm an asshole.
by ihatebitchess October 18, 2010
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polite looking nerd

person 1 “omg who is this idol that is a polite looking nerd?”
person 2 “that’s jinsoul from loona!”
by lcmlvr May 1, 2022
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polite sex

When you have plain old missionary style sex. Nothing wild or crazy or all that fun.

When sex becomes a chore.
My husband wouldn't leave me alone last night, so we had polite sex.
by Lordnova March 25, 2016
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