Plotsexual

1. A sexuality used in writing where the plot of the character is prioritized over heteronormative or preconceived sexualities.

2. A character who falls in love based on which way the plot flows.

Instead of straight or gay or even bisexual, he seemed to be plotsexual depending on chapter to chapter.

by Estelle Sterling January 16, 2020

plomise

verb. The act of pretending to promise something, while wholly intending to break that promise in spectacular fashion.

Yes Honey, I plomise I won't drink too much at the party...again.

by Zod000 February 16, 2006

Ploitering

(Verb) pretending to work when your not

He's ploitering

by Harden_soul June 8, 2016

Poised

Having a composed and self-assured manner.
To be completely in tune with one’s truest, most authentic self… and to live that authenticity confidently every day.
Being confident in who you are.
Being graceful, but also unapologetic for expressing your truest self.
Living your truth.
Carrying yourself with confidence and practicing grace, even in stressful scenarios.

not every day you saw that poised, competent kid distressed
she had learned from the girls at the salon how to appear perfectly poised
'teachers are poised to resume their attack on government school tests'

by iampoised September 21, 2020

Plooser

A word that only awesome people use, intentionally the word loser with a P and extra O to make it look cooler.

Annie: Oh my God! Nate you are such a plooser.
Nate: I know... I'm sorry, I'll try harder to be cooler next time.

by Anniie March 17, 2008

yuri plisetsky

Smol kitten that hates anyone and anything

Look at this small little kitten that Looks so angry, he's such a yuri plisetsky.

by Suga swag swag January 3, 2017

ploosey

A vigina that is extremely loose, or flabby. Commonly found on obese women, and sexually addicted women.

Man look at that girls ploosey. It looks like two elephant ears.

by Al-Pal113 February 4, 2010