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pizzarectile dysfunction

When you are about to bite a slice of pizza and the end droops on you as its about to enter your mouth.
This pizza has major pizzarectile dysfunction. I've yet been able to bite into it.
by Proclus_Plato January 2, 2012
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pizzabetes

Pizzabetes is a disease in which the body's ability to respond to excess volume of cheese, tomato sauce, and dough in any combination is impaired, resulting in abnormal gastric activity and thus elevated levels of pizza molecules in the blood, urine, and brain stem.

Common side effects: pizza cravings, frequent napping, irritability, flatulence, major bloating and explosive diarrhea, loss of self, abnormal behavior, yelling, insatiable, need to order more pizza
Timmy developed pizzabetes following his sixteenth birthday. He requires regular medical check-ups to monitor his pizzabetes.
by dominoesmaster October 18, 2017
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Pizzametheus

Chris is Pizzametheus the God of Pizza
by Pizzametheus March 8, 2018
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Pizzler

A "Pizzler" is when a woman squats on the ground and urinates, she holds the legs of the man for balance as he stands in front of her and she blows him.
by Sophie-John October 18, 2008
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Grizzly Pizzler

Slang term for an extremely hairy dry vagina.
I was with this girl yesterday, who had the worst Grizzly Pizzler. It was like a cheesegrater on my nob!
by Gareth the mental raisin February 4, 2010
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pizzavestment

The act of sitting around at a friends, but being extremely hungry for pizza. No one wants to pay for a whole pizza, so you all see how much money you have to make an investment in the pizza. Or, one person pays for the pizza and you promise to pay them back a couple bucks tomorrow. Literally, making an investment in pizza.
God I'm so hungry but broke, it's time for a pizzavestment everyone
by lulumariexo February 20, 2011
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Pizzaterian

Someone who orders standard Italian food (pizza or pasta) whenever they go out to eat, and complain when they go to a restaurant that doesn't offer it. These people are known to be unadventurous, or, in other words, boring.
Man, we went to the most incredible Asian restaurant last night but she still managed to order a penne pomodoro. She's such a bloody pizzaterian!
by ksammy August 29, 2011
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